We Read Movies

This week, we watched the only somewhat incomprehensible 2023 thriller (?) Birder, which is described on IMDb as being about a "bird watcher who invades a nude queer campground in New Hampshire, ensnaring locals with his dark fetish." What is this dark fetish? Is it bird watching? Let's find out! Topics discussed: 1. Gangbangs made up of emojis 2. Choking people 3. Dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks 4. AI pokemon erotica 5. The New York dating scene ---------------------------------------- We Read Movies [https://wereadmovies.com] This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm [https://wwww.zencast.fm]

We're back! This week, we watched the Academy-beloved, audience-disliked 2024 movie Emilia Perez. Does the Spanish-language musical about a trans Mexican druglord in hold up, even though it was made by a cis French director who chose to learn nothing about trans people, about Mexico, or even to learn how to speak Spanish? Let's find out! Topics discussed: 1. The problems with Mexican kidnapping codes 2. Why can no one in this musical sing? 3. David Cronenberg's Crash 4. How to know you're the bad guy ---------------------------------------- We Read Movies [https://wereadmovies.com] This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm [https://wwww.zencast.fm]

This week, we had special guest Tyler Mead on to talk about the 2017 comedy (mostly?) The Little Hours. Based on one story from The Decamaron (apparently. We've certainly never read it), it's a mostly improvved story where Aubrey Plaza, Alison Brie and Kate Micucci play foul-mouthed, horny nuns and they're all at least a little bit queer too. So what's not to love? Topics discussed: 1. Nick and Vanessa Lachey belong in jail 2. Reading is fundamental and we wish we could do it 3. Glicked 4. Non-English speakers in movies always have English accents Links mentioned in this episode: * https://www.tylerhmead.com/ [https://www.tylerhmead.com/] ---------------------------------------- We Read Movies [https://wereadmovies.com] This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm [https://wwww.zencast.fm]

We're back! After a long hiatus while Chris moved across country, we're officially in full swing again, and bringing you a talk about the 2016 slasher (stabber? poker?) Pitchfork, about a group of teens being hunted by a man with a pitchfork for a hand for... reason? Topics discussed: 1. Murderous little girls 2. Straight ads in front of gay porn 3. Goat Story 4. Cow tipping 5. What would Freud think of this movie? ---------------------------------------- We Read Movies [https://wereadmovies.com] This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm [https://wwww.zencast.fm]

After a brief hiatus, we're back, with the truly amazing bad movie Vampires: Brighter in Darkness. Vampires are real, y'all, and they're all gay, obviously. But otherwise they're not at all like the vampires you're used to. They can summon demon scorpions, and teleport, and hitch rides on the backs of airplanes, but mostly they just hiss at each other. They hiss so much. Topics discussed: 1. Glen Powell's cannibalism story 2. What to do with $10 million 3. Pokemon again 4. AFI's hit song Miss Murder 5. Vampires, what are they exactly? ---------------------------------------- We Read Movies [https://wereadmovies.com] This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm [https://wwww.zencast.fm]