Homeschooled in Alaska: A Work of Fiction

Homeschooled in Alaska: A Work of Fiction

The smell of dirty lockers and cafeteria line pizza. The sound of the bell not dismissing you (the teacher does that). Or the tumble out of bed and into the living room where awaits your mother equipped with tattered and inconvenient curriculum. Maybe you just open your computer and go from there. Everybody has a different experience when it comes to primary education and today, You, Me and Alice are going to talk about their school careers from real perspectives and wildly made up ones. Did you know that Alice went to school in Alaska? She sure didn't!

I Can't Believe I've Done This!

Have you ever stopped to look back on your life and thought, "I can't believe I did that..." and then just stood there in shock or awe? Well, your charming hosts certainly have! Today on You, Me & Alice we discuss cows in places they shouldn't be, the different circumstances under which Alice will pee, and the initiation ritual into the cult of adulthood among other things. Join us, won't you?

The Dreams that Stuck with Us

Does anybody else see magical, moving pictures behind their eyelids while they sleep? You might want to talk to a Doctor. OR you're just having dreams! From nightmares about zombies to helping a friend relieve themselves in public, today your hosts regale themselves with stories of the dreams that stick out in their memory, whether they dreamed them themselves or not. We hope you'll join us as our subconsciousnesses take over and explain our deepest, darkest, neurological synapses.

My Prom Date's Boyfriend and Other Reasons Why I'm Antisocial

Due to technical difficulties (the editing computer bricking itself into next year), this episode is releasing a few days late. Oops. Well...what are ya gonna do? Are you an extravert? How about an introvert? Would you consider your lines to be blurred when it comes to these titles? No matter how you present yourself to the world, everyone deals with the dilemma of being around "Other People" and what to do when it, inevitably, gets weird. This episode dives into the reasons why your hosts tend to wish they could just drift away when faced with awkward social interaction.

Wormholes, Fever Dreams & Glitches in the Matrix

Have you ever experienced the unexplainable? Or explained the unexperiencable? Well, we've done both! In today's episode, You, Me and Alice discuss the moments that stand out as the Matrix likely having an ID 10 T problem. From the Dyatlov Pass incident to a poor little boy named Rudy (That's definitely NOT a fake name) who was bad at both romance and rollerskating. Join us, won't you?