372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Get access to the complete 280 Mysteries archive, including the episode we just recorded with Jeopardy host Ken Jennings [https://www.patreon.com/posts/280-mysteries-ep-131107931], on the 372 Patreon [http://patreon.com/372pages]: patreon.com/372pages [http://patreon.com/372pages] Sally is once again pounding Bugs’ face into oblivion, Encyclopedia is still sucking in the gasoline fumes from his makeshift cash register, and people in Idaville are still doin’ some crimes! Let’s see if Conor can crack the case!

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Get access to the complete 280 Mysteries archive by supporting us on Patreon [http://patreon.com/372pages]! patreon.com/372pages [http://patreon.com/372pages] We’re back to Idaville, the boy detective, Leroy Brown, replete with gangs of roving toughs, girls breaking boys jaws: you know, the usual stuff. But can Mike crack this very, very tough case? [https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/4/patreon-media/p/post/90794302/71076fd389644306a85a0772819dda8c/e30%3D/1.png?token-hash=Q6qVKckK5grcAkAV0CpmCRfIxulcrzF0uxScwPdT5l0%3D&token-time=1749686400]

Support the podcast on Patreon [http://patreon.com/372pages], where you’ll be the first to learn what we’re reading next and get access to a whole archive of stuff we’ve never released on the free feed! patreon.com/372pages [http://patreon.com/372pages] If you’ve stuck with us this far you must be a fan of the words “kiss” and “heart.” And of the phrase “cut my eyes” and “gripped the doorframe.” In this episode, Conor and Mike speculate like mad about the fate of Rachel, Clayton, Dillon, Lisa, Paige Donahue, and of course, Gary. Does Mike continue his insane, career-topping totals at Real or Fanfic? You’ll have to listen. READING ASSIGNMENT: Finish the book! Ugly Love merch gallery [https://imgur.com/a/akXmCRi]

Support the podcast on Patreon [http://patreon.com/372pages]! Get every episode a week early, plus access to the 280 Mysteries archive, plus fun stuff like the Choose Your Own Adventure live stream we did last month! patreon.com/372pages [http://patreon.com/372pages] To be clear, Dillon is terrible. BUT he’s the least like a cardboard cutout of all these dumbasses (which is not high praise, but there it is.) If you are craving plot, please look elsewhere. All we know is that Mike’s middle name is nearly revealed, but Conor’s love for all things Marx Brothers is shouted from the rooftops. Real or Fanfic is conquered, Dumb Sentences are reviewed, and after all is said and done, Miles gets no more interesting. READING ASSIGNMENT: Read through Chapter 30