Benji's Erotica & ASMR

No naughty stories tonight. Instead, I have the pleasure of sharing Episode 1 of Wkdfaerie's "Get In My Pants" series. In this rambling, very silly chat, the two of us bang on about various kinks, using this handy guide [https://thesanctuaryofsin.com/blogs/bdsm/glossary-of-kink?srsltid=AfmBOooSu3MW2ljrrGn0t0OiWmzY-xA__1sf8tJj7Tb-lx7rHIurTLBl] created by The Sanctuary of Sin. To learn more about Wkdfaerie and listen to her work, you can visit her at https://wkdfaerie.carrd.co/ [https://wkdfaerie.carrd.co/]. You can follow Benji on Bluesky @Benji2049 [https://bsky.app/profile/benji2049.bsky.social], on Instagram @benji2049voice [https://www.instagram.com/benji2049voice/], and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow [https://www.reddit.com/r/BenjisBungalow2/]. And for those wondering what the "dirty little crumpet dancer" thing is about... well, enjoy [https://www.instagram.com/p/DBqzRkAvuD4/].

Ever get the feeling the letters of the alphabet are a big, dysfunctional family with conflicting agendas and delusions of grandeur? No? Just me? Tonight's episode is a silly (but soothing) ASMR audio to help you drift off. The track featured in this episode's introduction was created by Seth_Makes_Sounds [https://freesound.org/people/Seth_Makes_Sounds/sounds/709779/], and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license. You can follow Benji on Bluesky @Benji2049 [https://bsky.app/profile/benji2049.bsky.social], on Instagram @benji2049voice [https://www.instagram.com/benji2049voice/], and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow [https://www.reddit.com/r/BenjisBungalow2/].

Tonight's episode is not so much a story as a sweet and occasionally salacious monologue. This is an ode to women who believe they are less endowed than their peers. This is a love letter to the busts that are no less beautiful for being itty bitty. The track featured in this episode's introduction was created by josefpres a [https://freesound.org/people/josefpres/sounds/581858/]nd is available in the public domain under the CC0 license. You can follow Benji on Bluesky @Benji2049 [https://bsky.app/profile/benji2049.bsky.social], on Instagram @benji2049voice [https://www.instagram.com/benji2049voice/], and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow [https://www.reddit.com/r/BenjisBungalow2/].

In tonight's (relatively) wholesome tale, you're a single mom that's taken the brave step of putting herself out there again. You haven't been with a man in a long time, and you were so looking forward to this date. Unfortunately, the guy's a no show. But just when you're starting to really feel depressed, you're approached by a kind, charming single dad... The track featured in this episode's introduction was created by TheWandermiles [https://freesound.org/people/TheWandermiles/sounds/582263/] and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license. The piano motif used in the audio was created by primoferal [https://freesound.org/people/primoferal/sounds/607134/] and is also a CC0 work. You can follow Benji on Bluesky @Benji2049 [https://bsky.app/profile/benji2049.bsky.social], on Instagram @benji2049voice [https://www.instagram.com/benji2049voice/], and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow [https://www.reddit.com/r/BenjisBungalow2/].

In tonight's story, you've been feeling self-conscious about some recent weight gain. It's caused you to be more shy about sharing your body with your boyfriend. But the thing is, he loves the way you look. Perhaps more than you truly know. Happy Thanksgiving to all my American listeners. And to my listeners around the globe, know that I am so thankful for each and every one of you. The track featured in this episode's introduction, Lost Stars [https://freesound.org/people/noel0319/sounds/680400/], was composed by noel0319, and is available in the public domain under the CC0 license. You can follow Benji on Bluesky @Benji2049 [https://bsky.app/profile/benji2049.bsky.social], on Instagram @benji2049voice [https://www.instagram.com/benji2049voice/], and on Reddit in Benji's Bungalow [https://www.reddit.com/r/BenjisBungalow2/].