Bert & Fonx

Did you think Christmas started when Jesus was born? So when WAS he born, huh? Do you know? What do the originators of this feast say? Maybe he was born with the sun? On the day it reaches the lowest point in the skies? Is Santa a demoted viking deity? Did the druids bring us the elves? Folk lore and mythology are but a huge telephone game played throughout ages of human transit. Take a journey with us through every pagan origin of the Christmas tradition and help us send this first season off with a hell of an all-inclusive season’s greeting. Wæshæl, motherfuckers, merry kwanzukkah to you. #bertfonx, #podcast, #christmas // Bert & Fonx    Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno Edited by Miah Detjen Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual // Other sources of B&X: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF Other Bertimus Channels: Bertimus   https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ Alfonso Cronopio Trio  https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com Miah Detjen  http://miahdetjen.com Chano Audiovisual   https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/ https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/ // Any use of works in our videos is de minimis, transformative, and constitutes fair use under the Copyright laws of the United States.  Any improper attempts to takedown or claim our videos may be subject to 17 U.S.C. 512(f) claim for bad faith under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.  If you want to discuss any content in our videos, please contact us at bertnfonx@gmail.com. before initiating any takedown requests.  Failure to do so may constitute bad faith.

If you love science fiction, like we do, but you’re stuck in a bipolar vortex between Star Wars and Star Trek, boy, do we have a treat for you. We traverse parsecs of parallel universes that encompass this multi-genre narrative style. From George Lucas’s first, pre-Star War dystopian masterpiece to the seminal influences of Jodorowsky and Moebius on the great genre influencers of our time: Star Wars, Alien, Terminator, Blade Runner. Through generations of masters: H.G. Wells, Jules Verne, Frank Hertbert, Jack Vance, Ray. Bradbury, Orson Scott Card, Arthur C. Clarke, Isaac Asimov,  Stanislaw Lem… the heroes: Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers, Pirx the Pilot…  the epic, the post-apocalyptic, the utopian, the dystopian, one great adventure… We cover almost all of it and still somehow manage not to space out into a black hole. Buckle up, enjoy the ride, and live long and prosper, motherfuckers. #bertfonx, #podcast, #scifi // Bert & Fonx  Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno Edited by Miah Detjen Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual // Other sources of B&X: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF Other Bertimus Channels: Bertimus  https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ Alfonso Cronopio Trio https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com Miah Detjen http://miahdetjen.com Chano Audiovisual  https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/ https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/ // Any use of works in our videos is de minimis, transformative, and constitutes fair use under the Copyright laws of the United States.  Any improper attempts to takedown or claim our videos may be subject to 17 U.S.C. 512(f) claim for bad faith under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.  If you want to discuss any content in our videos, please contact us at bertnfonx@gmail.com. before initiating any takedown requests.  Failure to do so may constitute bad faith.

With his love of all things monsters and legends, Bert decides to bring Fonx into the fold with a breakdown of this pseudo science! #bertfonx, #podcast, #cryptozoology // Bert & Fonx  Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno Edited by Miah Detjen Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual // Other sources of B&X: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF Other Bertimus Channels: Bertimus  https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ Alfonso Cronopio Trio https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com Miah Detjen http://miahdetjen.com Chano Audiovisual https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/ https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/ // Any use of works in our videos is de minimis, transformative, and constitutes fair use under the Copyright laws of the United States.  Any improper attempts to takedown or claim our videos may be subject to 17 U.S.C. 512(f) claim for bad faith under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.  If you want to discuss any content in our videos, please contact us at bertnfonx@gmail.com. before initiating any takedown requests.  Failure to do so may constitute bad faith.

Bert & Fonx examine the trials and tribulations of collaborating in a music video for a song Fonx wrote, shot in Spain and the US. And, in doing so, revisit all of the experiences and lessons-learned of this intense multi-year venture. The production, the casting, the location scouting, the prop and costume design, the shoot, the post-production and the special effects... no stone is left unturned on this exploration of  the world of amateur film-making, with a capital A. Paying the Ferryman video  https://vimeo.com/354556260/8bdd51818f Film Press Kit  https://www.dropbox.com/s/m4gy36k10lwilwz/BarqueroPressKit.pdf Paying the Ferryman song  https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com/track/pagando-al-barquero-2 Lyrics in English  https://www.dropbox.com/s/tit9c40g6gr97sr/BoatmanLyricsEng_vSinglePage.pdf The Isle of The Dead  http://www.toteninsel.net/home.php Alfonso Cronopio Trío live  ¿Qué es este Temblor? (What's This Tremor?)  https://vimeo.com/138803990 Search and Destroy (Stooges' cover)  https://vimeo.com/102484270 The Mezquinos  http://alfonsocronopio.com/the-mezquinos-los-gardunos/ Will Stock  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZO6qAv_FD8 Laïla Bensaad-Johnson  https://vimeo.com/lailabensaadjohnson NOUS: Beautiful Nothing  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R51aoiFAjBw NOUS: Moderate Rock  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLH1hl4bojg NOUS: Midnight Sun  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7vrpHhHAW0  D4Darius  http://d4darious.com Bertimus Coverage Part 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V8QMvSAOCE Part 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQFqtP1cRTY Part 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VYpyz63ZNk Instagram Account  https://www.instagram.com/barqu3ro/ #bertfonx, #podcast, #boatman // Bert & Fonx Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno Edited by Miah Detjen Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual // Other sources of B&X: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF Other Bertimus Channels: Bertimus   https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ Alfonso Cronopio Trio  https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com Miah Detjen  http://miahdetjen.com Chano Audiovisual https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/ https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/ Any use of works in our videos is de minimis, transformative, and constitutes fair use under the Copyright laws of the United States.  Any improper attempts to takedown or claim our videos may be subject to 17 U.S.C. 512(f) claim for bad faith under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.  If you want to discuss any content in our videos, please contact us at bertnfonx@gmail.com. before initiating any takedown requests.  Failure to do so may constitute bad faith.

What is the meaning of certain meanings and why do so many get so salty about them? Can inconvenient words be hidden? Do we make them disappear when we cease to acknowledge them? Does sheet happen? Are you a  sun of a beach? Join us as we explore the relativity of verbal offence, on this episode of Bert & Fonx … LINKS deadwood swearing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFDYAz5LFjc #bertfonx, #podcast, #profanity // Bert & Fonx Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno Edited by Miah Detjen Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual // Other sources of B&X: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF Other Bertimus Channels: Bertimus https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ Alfonso Cronopio Trio https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com Miah Detjen http://miahdetjen.com Chano Audiovisual https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/ https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/ // Any use of works in our videos is de minimis, transformative, and constitutes fair use under the Copyright laws of the United States.  Any improper attempts to takedown or claim our videos may be subject to 17 U.S.C. 512(f) claim for bad faith under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.  If you want to discuss any content in our videos, please contact us at bertnfonx@gmail.com. before initiating any takedown requests.  Failure to do so may constitute bad faith.