Luister naar Bristol2Beijing

I'm back in the UK! Why is London a miracle? Why are Virgin Atlantic babes? What is the new ending of my expedition to Beijing? Listen to find out!

This week, surprisingly, befuddlingly, anticlimatically, disappointingly, I hit the end of the road of my expedition to Beijing at a state border in north east India. But the ending is not as clear cut as I thought - sometimes in life we have to choose our own endings.

Tom's bum has been very sore, and Tom, understandably, has been unhappy. Find out how we put a smile on Tom's face and what I learnt along the way (about 2 years too late).

I'm back in India! Tom is joining me on the tandem and is thrown in at the deep end as we climb 1500 metres over less than 40 kilometres. It also gets very wet, so find out if Tom sinks or swims...

This week I cycle from Dhaka to Sylhet with Kaye, a Brit living in Bangladesh. It is a journey which includes escaping the chaos and flooded roads of Dhaka, takes us through the tea estates, and leads me to the discovery of a surprising language spoken in Bangladesh.