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7 13 2026 Monday Morning Bad Decisions

Monday • July 13, 2026 Welcome back to another completely unnecessary—but highly entertaining—edition of DaWack in da Morning! Today’s show is loaded with everything you need to survive a Monday… or at least laugh your way through it.  We celebrate National French Fry Day, Embrace Your Geekness Day, Beans ‘n’ Franks Day, Fool’s Paradise Day, and a whole pile of holidays that prove someone, somewhere, will celebrate absolutely anything.  We salute today’s celebrity birthdays, including Harrison Ford, Patrick Stewart, Cheech Marin, Ken Jeong, Tom Kenny, and more—with our signature DaWack roast treatment.  We remember notable celebrities we’ve lost through the years, including Richard Simmons, Shannen Doherty, Cory Monteith, George Steinbrenner, and others whose legacies continue to entertain and inspire.  We travel through history with everything from the Hollywood Sign, the 1977 New York blackout, Live Aid, the first FIFA World Cup, and the first stunning images from the James Webb Space Telescope.  In music history we revisit Live Aid, Michael Jackson’s “Bad,” Bruce Springsteen, Elvis Presley, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, and more unforgettable moments that shaped rock and pop culture.  Then it’s time for the world-famous, completely unreliable DaWack HorribleScopes, where the stars predict questionable life choices, awkward workplace moments, and absolutely no financial advice.  Finally, we dive headfirst into another edition of DaWack’s Stupid News, featuring: * A raccoon that got its head stuck in a storm drain. * Joey Chestnut proving he’s probably not human. * An art exhibit involving 15,000 peanut butter sandwiches. * A woman rowing across the Pacific Ocean alone. * A TV episode called Stripper Emergency. * Divorce rings, fake window seats, scuba-diving cockroaches, Jeopardy job openings, and enough bizarre headlines to make you question reality itself. As always, DaWack serves up the laughs with sarcasm, satire, pop culture, history, music, and just enough stupidity to make your Monday feel a little less painful. So grab some fries, pour another cup of coffee, and remember… Life’s too short to take seriously—but it’s the perfect length for a DaWack in da Morning podcast.  New episodes Mondays & Fridays. Listen, laugh, and tell your friends… because therapy is way more expensive.

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6 29 26 Python, Pickle Juice & Rodent Lingerie

Perfect — here’s the updated full show notes with your This Day in History and Music History folded in: DaWack in da Morning – Monday, June 29, 2026 Episode Title: “Python, Pickle Juice & Rodent Lingerie” Good morning, degenerates, patriots, weirdos, and anyone currently pretending to work. It’s DaWack in da Morning, live from the low-rent, sleazy and measly Ramin Jamin Nut Hut Studios — where common sense comes to die. Today we celebrate National Camera Day (because your breakfast needs 14 filters), National Waffle Iron Day (burn your hand for breakfast), National Darts Day (drinking and sharp objects — brilliant), Hug Holiday, International Mud Day, and Take Your Kids to Work Day, which is really just “destroy Dad’s productivity” day. Birthdays today: 🎂 Gary Busey turns 82 and still looks like electricity is chasing him. 🎂 Nicole Scherzinger turns 48 and remains aggressively talented. 🎂 Melora Hardin celebrates 59, still making office meetings uncomfortable. We remember: ⚰️ Katharine Hepburn ⚰️ Pat Morita ⚰️ Benny Mardones This Day in History — June 29th 📜 1613 — William Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre burns down mid-performance after a cannon misfire. The first explosive theater review. 🚂 1767 — The Townshend Acts pass and Britain taxes the colonies. America’s official “hell no” era begins. ⚰️ 1850 — Robert Peel dies after falling off his horse. Tough break... literally. 📻 1925 — Marvin Pipkin patents the frosted light bulb, helping humanity stop staring directly into the sun indoors. 🎬 1956 — The Conqueror premieres with John Wayne as Genghis Khan... and somehow nobody stopped it. 🏛️ 1972 — The Supreme Court hits pause on the death penalty in the historic Furman v. Georgia decision. 🍎 2007 — Apple iPhone launches and destroys boredom, eye contact, and bathroom privacy forever. ⚽ 2014 — Team USA advances in the World Cup after losing. The most American “we still win” moment ever. 🏀 2016 — Kevin Durant begins the move that shattered Oklahoma’s soul. This Day in Music — DaWack Style 🎸 1961 — Runaway by Del Shannon hits #1. 🎤 1969 — The Jimi Hendrix Experience plays its final show. 🎶 1974 — Sundown hits #1. Soft melody, creepy lyrics. 🕺 1985 — Dancing in the Street gets recorded by David Bowie and Mick Jagger. 🤘 1991 — Slave to the Grind by Skid Row debuts at #1. 😈 1999 — Slipknot drops and suburban moms everywhere got nervous. 🔥 2002 — Hot in Herre hits #1 and everybody starts undressing. 👑 2003 — Dangerously in Love launches Queen Bey’s solo takeover. 🦇 2013 — 13 gives Black Sabbath their first U.S. #1. 🚔 2022 — R. Kelly gets sentenced to 30 years. Turns out you can’t remix federal charges. Also remembering Benny Mardones, who passed in 2020. His hit Into the Night haunted roller rinks and heartbreak radio for years. Stupid News Roundup 🐍 Australian bedroom turns into a reptile/spider death trap. 🚌 Karen Gillan accidentally parties with Brazil fans after Scotland loses. ⚽ Ref collapses from cramps, saved by pickle juice. 🐦 Scientists say pigeons use their livers like GPS. 🍌 Someone stole duct-taped “art banana.” 🚗 Guy crashes while inhaling McDonald’s. 🩲 Rodent lingerie somehow exists. DaWack One-Liner of the Day: “It’s National Camera Day — which means somewhere somebody is taking 96 pictures of pancakes and calling it content.” Horriblescopes The stars are drunk, Mercury’s texting its ex, and your life choices are under review. Aries: You’ll start three things and finish none. Taurus: You’ll buy stupid crap and call it “an investment.” Gemini: Both personalities want tacos. Cancer: Emotional chaos and revenge plotting. Leo: Humility tries... and fails. Virgo: Reorganizing things nobody asked for. Libra: 45 minutes choosing food, same place anyway. Scorpio: Deep stalking on social media from 2014. Sagittarius: Adventure wants you. Your wallet says no. Capricorn: Working harder than everyone around you. Aquarius: Weird attracts weird. Pisces: Daydreaming in traffic again. Closing Thought: If your Monday feels rough, remember somebody woke up to a python, a spider, and a pigeon using its liver better than your GPS. That’s DaWack in da Morning. Where the news is weird, the jokes are questionable, and somehow we’re still allowed on the air. zackdawack.com wack@zackdawack.com [wack@zackdawack.com] 984 329 2251

6 26 26 Purple Rain & Pudding Brains

Friday June 26 26 On today’s chaos: 🍫 DaWack Style Holidays & Celebrations National Chocolate Pudding Day, Food Truck Day, Take Your Dog to Work Day, National Barcode Day, National Canoe Day, and the International Day Against Drug Abuse. 🎂 Celebrity Birthdays Celebrating Ariana Grande (33), Derek Jeter (52), Aubrey Plaza (42), Sean Hayes (56), Jennette McCurdy (34), Jason Schwartzman (46), Chris O’Donnell (56), and Paul Thomas Anderson (56). 🕯️ Remembering Those We Lost Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Nora Ephron, Ed Yost, and Liz Claiborne. 📜 This Day in History The signing of the United Nations Charter, the Berlin Airlift, JFK’s famous Berlin speech, the first UPC barcode scan, the debut of Harry Potter, and marriage equality becoming the law of the land. 🎵 This Day in Music History Prince drops Purple Rain, Elvis Presley performs his final concert, Debbie Gibson makes chart history, Billy Joel starts his final big album run, and Usher owns the summer. 💿 Albums Spotlight Purple Rain – Prince Painkiller – Judas Priest Minutes to Midnight – Linkin Park 🔮 DaWack Horriblescopes The stars are drunk again and your future looks suspiciously ridiculous.   ☎️ Call the show: 984-DAWACK-1 (984-329-2251) 🌐 Hit the website: zackdawack.com Like it. Follow it. Subscribe to it. And share it with your fellow wackos, weirdos, reverts, perverts, dingbats, and jello heads. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Same Wack Time. Same Wack Channel. 🎙️ WACK OUT.

6 22 26 Kisses, Chaos & Cocaine Mice

🎙️ DaWack In Da Morning Monday, June 22, 2026 “Kisses, Chaos & Cocaine Mice” Welcome back, DaWack Nation! Monday sucks, but at least we’re all suffering together. On today’s episode: 🍩 DaWack Style Holidays & Things To Celebrate We break down the weirdest holidays for June 22 including National Chocolate Éclair Day, National Onion Rings Day, National Kissing Day, and Stupid Guy Thing Day — which honestly might just be every day. 🎂 Celebrity Birthdays  We celebrate and roast birthdays for legends like Meryl Streep, Cyndi Lauper, Carson Daly, Bruce Campbell, and more. Because nothing says “happy birthday” like public humiliation. 💀 Celebrity Deaths  A look back at the legends we lost on June 22 including Judy Garland, George Carlin, Fred Astaire, and Vinnie Paul. 🔮 Horriblescopes Your daily dose of fake cosmic wisdom. Spoiler alert: nobody’s having a productive Monday. 📜 This Day in History From the creation of the Department of Justice to Jackie Robinson stealing home, June 22 gave us law, baseball, and total chaos. 🎬 Movies Released on June 22 We look back at classics like The Karate Kid, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Fast and the Furious, and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. 🎵 This Day in Music History (June 19 Throwback Edition) Albums, chart-toppers, and music milestones featuring Carole King, Taylor Swift, Bob Dylan, and D12. 🤪 DaWack’s Stupid News Roundup This week’s dumbest stories include: * Drug addict mice getting into police evidence * A monkey stealing coffee like a stressed-out intern * A town in Italy basically banning sickness * Phantom PlayStation games causing relationship drama 📻 Plus random rants, bad jokes, and the kind of nonsense that makes your commute slightly less painful. New episodes every Monday & Friday Listen, laugh, subscribe, and tell your weird friends. 🌐 zackdawack.com