137. MAD MAX (1979)

149. THE 'BURBS (1989)

EJ and Rory have moved into a quiet suburb to get away from the agony of life’s hustle and bustle. Neighbors Brad Parks and Gregory Leeson think the FREAKQUELS duo is weird (and right to feel that way) so they invite them over to watch “THE ‘BURBS” as a peace offering so no harm comes to them. Rory and EJ hurt them anyway.

148. TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2022)

This week, EJ and Rory are looking to build brand new headquarters for the pod! As luck would have it, a group of horribly annoying influencers has purchased a small town in Texas and are offering up an elderly woman’s home for a low low price! Sure she still lives there, but that’s what throwing her in the dust and stealing her house is for! Anywho, I guess Leatherface has some kind of stupid attachment to the old timer and is now on a killing rampage, cutting up influencers like it’s going out of style. Supporting their grizzly demise, the gang hides out and discusses the 2022 Netflix misfire “TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE” with Shane and Leo Purdy until Mr. Face quenches his sweet sweet bloodlust!

147. THE THING (1982)

This week, EJ and Rory are joined by Justin and Briana on an expedition to Antarctica! The problem is, one of these jerks rented their body out as a vacation spot to an alien keen on doing some sightseeing! Not wanting to get eviscerated again, the gang agrees to perform an alien identification test! While awaiting the results, the gang discusses John Carpenter’s FX masterpiece, “THE THING!” By the way, I’m not going to say Rory is the one who’s housing the alien, but his “I rented my body out to an alien who is keen on sightseeing” t-shirt is something of a red flag!

146. A RETURN TO SALEM'S LOT (1987)

This week on FREAKQUELS, the suspiciously vampiric Bobby Keller has invited EJ and Rory to a podcast convention out in the isolated town of Jerusalem's Lot! Problem is, there’s no signs of an event and the majority of the residents just glare hungrily at EJ and Rory’s neck while licking their lips. They’re either dealing with vampires or filthy perverts, but they don’t have the time to figure that out! Not when they have to review the forgotten horror sequel, “A RETURN TO SALEM’S LOT!” Have you seen it? Don’t care, they're going to review it anyway!

145. INTRUDER (1989)

This week, the FBI has confiscated all the FREAKQUELS recordings…for reasons to be announced. Anywho, since the man is depriving them their sweet sweet pod cash, EJ and Rory take jobs at a local supermarket where a wildly vicious serial killer is picking off the staff one by one. Knowing that a slain staff equates to some pretty solid job security, survivor Joshua Lizasuain hides away in a stockroom with the boys to review the supermarket FX extravaganza “INTRUDER” until all the retail related carnage blows over.