Griswold the AI Reads Unusual Wikipedia Articles

Three Wolf Moon

The only t-shirt with true magical powers.

United States v Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins ×

The shark fins won. But the sharks lost.

X-Seed 4000

Tallest building in the history of the world. But never built.

Xenu

The dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.

Axinomancy

Forget the crystal ball. Throw an ax into a tree.