Hello Stupid

What they say is true, the difference between the men and the boys is the amount of their toys. The only question left is does the size of the toy matter? Get in touch and let us know your favorite toy, manual or battery operated! hellostupidshow@gmail.com [hellostupidshow@gmail.com] Hello Stupid Website [https://hellostupid.blubrry.net/] Hello Stupid on Tik Tok [https://www.tiktok.com/@hellostupidshow?] Mike’s Music Playlist [https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/hello-stupid-mikes-picks/pl.u-Edpx4u9GWKy] Mark’s Music Playlist [https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/hello-stupid-marks-picks/pl.u-GgPRUr9MW3]

If you like your teeth in your mouth, you don’t want to hire a professional food taster, you don’t want to have to hide all of the knives, and you never want to wake up with your wife standing over you with a pillow in one hand and a chloroform soaked rag in the other, then heed these warnings. Mark & Mike give you a hit list of things you should never ever say to your wife or significant other that will definitely help you survive the alligator and razor blade infested waters of relationships. If there’s anything we missed, send it on and we’ll add it to the list. And don’t forget to check out the music links below, there’s some great stuff in there. Good luck out there…. hellostupidshow@gmail.com [hellostupidshow@gmail.com] Hello Stupid Website [https://hellostupid.blubrry.net/] Hello Stupid on Tik Tok [https://www.tiktok.com/@hellostupidshow?] Mike’s Music Playlist [https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/hello-stupid-mikes-picks/pl.u-Edpx4u9GWKy] Mark’s Music Playlist [https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/hello-stupid-marks-picks/pl.u-GgPRUr9MW3]

On this episode of Hello Stupid, Mark & Mike talk about bugs. Not the ones Mark got at sleep-away camp from Susie Mae rubbing up on him in his sleeping bag, or the ones that Mike found on the mattress at that very special hotel in Time Square, but real bugs, like you might encounter in your own home, your car, or the rainforest. If you’re squeamish, this might not be the episode for you, but that probably has more to do with Mike & Mark, and not the bugs. Send us your own bug stories, or your general thoughts on the show….we’re so lonely…. hellostupidshow@gmail.com [hellostupidshow@gmail.com] Hello Stupid Website [https://hellostupid.blubrry.net/] Hello Stupid on Tik Tok [https://www.tiktok.com/@hellostupidshow?] Mike’s Music Playlist [https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/hello-stupid-mikes-picks/pl.u-Edpx4u9GWKy] Mark’s Music Playlist [https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/hello-stupid-marks-picks/pl.u-GgPRUr9MW3]

We all do it, there’s no way around it, it’s going to happen eventually, and there is nothing you can say or do to avoid it. No, we’re not talking about anal, we’re talking about death. Mark & Mike run you through some of the worst and dumbest ways to shed these mortal coils, and move onto the next plain of pain and confusion. Plus, we’ve added some really good music to our iTunes playlists. So, best thing to do is subscribe and download the show so you know what to expect when you finally take it in the rear. hellostupidshow@gmail.com [hellostupidshow@gmail.com] Hello Stupid Website [https://hellostupid.blubrry.net/] Hello Stupid on Tik Tok [https://www.tiktok.com/@hellostupidshow?] Mike’s Music Playlist [https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/hello-stupid-mikes-picks/pl.u-Edpx4u9GWKy] Mark’s Music Playlist [https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/hello-stupid-marks-picks/pl.u-GgPRUr9MW3]

Auto analingus, Chinese movie funding, therapeutic dry humping, and Rim Job Elmo, is there anything we left out of this episode? How about some great music by Kool and the Gang and Alan Doyle? Just to be clear about the Elmo thing, we also discuss Vibro Elmo, 3rd Reich Elmo, Taint Licking Elmo, and a few more. We didn’t want to leave any of the new Hello Stupid line of Elmo’s out. Oh, and can anyone explain to me why Night Ranger is still touring, isn’t life hard enough as it is? All of this, and probably a whole bunch of other stuff you need to hear to make your life complete on this weeks episode of Hello Stupid with Mark & Mike. hellostupidshow@gmail.com [hellostupidshow@gmail.com] Hello Stupid Website [https://hellostupid.blubrry.net/] Hello Stupid on Tik Tok [https://www.tiktok.com/@hellostupidshow?] Mike’s Music Playlist [https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/hello-stupid-mikes-picks/pl.u-Edpx4u9GWKy] Mark’s Music Playlist [https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/hello-stupid-marks-picks/pl.u-GgPRUr9MW3]