Sidequest 23: Welcome to the MDF Hate Club: Sponge Wood, Toxic Dust, and "Smartie Candy" Screws 🪵❌

Sidequest 26 | We Placed a Bet on Our Worst Construction Habits 🛑

Welcome to another unhinged edition of the How to Handyma’am Sidequest! 📻🧰 Friday to Friday is just way too long to wait, so we are back for our weekly halfway point bonus episode. We decided to give you a normal, well-organized main episode followed by complete, cuckoo-bananas chaos on the sidequest. We kick things off with a highly relatable discussion about a viral video featuring a chicken wearing a bra, which transitions seamlessly into Samantha’s wild medical stress test story. Find out why you can't wear an underwire bra on a cardiology treadmill, and how two nurses used two entire rolls of 8-inch self-adhering tape to manually construct an emergency sports bra. Plus, Arly recounts the traumatic childhood moment when she was shot off the back of a fast treadmill and got road rash on her face. Then, the girls jump into a high-stakes round of "Who Is Most Likely To... (Job-Site & Shop Edition)" to settle their worst workspace habits once and for all. ⏱️ The Chaos Goblin Docket:The Pencil Vanishing Act: Who loses their pencil 5 seconds after putting it behind their ear? (Samantha Pearl takes the win, even though she hides them in her hair bun). Tool Carnage: Who is most likely to accidentally slice right through a live extension cord? (Emily owns this one completely). And who drops brand-new impact drivers off 10-foot ladders? The Meat Tenderizer: Why Arly's confident new framing hammer swing results in broken fingernails, blood blisters, and bruises from her textured waffle-head hammer. The Nail Gun Hoard: How the team accidentally ended up owning four separate nail guns simply because they keep burying them in the truck and buying replacements. Workspace Disasters: Ripping into who leaves the workbench a complete disaster zone on Friday afternoons, plus a translation of why an Arly "nudge" means exactly 1/8 of an inch in the field. Drywall Dust & Power Turns: The time Arly sanded a bathroom ceiling looking like a sweaty, red-faced monster, and why Samantha is legally a hazard when navigating construction zones in the company vehicle. 👩‍🔧 JOIN THE HANDYMA'AM MOVEMENT:Contributing to our Patreon allows us to bring trade, tool safety, and home maintenance education directly to women! Join our $5 Apprentice Tier to support our mission and unlock our super mega, totally uncut, and highly unhinged monthly bonus episodes! ✨ Sign up for the newsletter, and check upcoming class registration at: HowToHandymaam.com 📩 Email us your burning trade questions directly at: hthm@handyman.comPatreon: patreon.com/howtohandymaam

Episode 27 | DIY Judgment Day: The Internet Hacks That Are Accidentally Ruining Your House

Welcome to Episode 27 of How to Handyma’am! ☀️🪚 We missed you all so much, and today the trio is back with an incredibly packed episode dedicated to one of our day-one supporters, Pam! We kick things off with a chaotic late-night studio session featuring emergency mac and cheese, blue slushies, and a complete breakdown of our very first in-person workshop class. We also celebrate a massive milestone—hitting 1,000 Instagram followers!—and dive into a necessary soapbox moment about local elections and why exercising your right to vote shapes your day-to-day community safety and zoning laws. Then, it’s time for the main event: DIY Judgment Day. Samantha, Arly, and Emily act as judge and jury for 11 common internet home improvement trends, sorting the brilliant budget-savers from the absolute house-destroying crimes. * Chalk Paint on Kitchen Cabinets without Sanding: EXTREMELY GUILTY. It scratches instantly, holds onto greasy kitchen fingerprints, and belongs on old furniture—not your high-traffic kitchen. Stick to a satin finish. * Bathtub & Tile Epoxy Kits: NOT GUILTY. Renovating a bathroom is thousands of dollars. If you take the time to prep properly, a $50 kit can buy you a few extra years of sanity. * Sharpie Shiplap Lines: GUILTY. Alcohol-based Sharpies bleed through latex paint with a weird purple hue. If you must fake it, use an acrylic paint marker instead. * WD-40 on Squeaky Hinges: GUILTY. Standard WD-40 degrades plastic components and acts as a dust magnet, turning into a gunky sludge over time. Use dry silicone spray or beeswax instead. * The Rubber Band Paint Can Trick: GUILTY. It gets messy, blocks the lid from closing, and risks snapping paint all over your clothes. Just use a standard paint stick. * Adhesive vs. Nails for Board & Batten: A TIE. Because walls expand and contract, a squiggle of construction adhesive combined with a finish nail is the ultimate team. Just know it'll rip your drywall if you ever take it down. * Boiling Water Down a Clogged Sink: HIGHLY GUILTY. It doesn't clear grease—it just pushes it 50 feet further down your line where it solidifies again. Worse, boiling temperatures melt the glue holding modern PVC drain pipes together. * The Kitchen Sink "Ban List": We break down why coffee grounds, eggshells, potato peels, rice, and pasta expand and destroy your plumbing. Plus, the hard truth about why "flushable" wipes are a marketing lie that keep plumbers rich. * Marketplace Dresser to Bathroom Vanity: NOT GUILTY. It’s a gorgeous, customizable project. Just make sure to waterproof the inside of the drawers with a sealer before doing your plumbing. * Grout Pens vs. Grout Sealer: Don't grout over grout, and don't paint it with latex. We explain how to clean dirty lines with toilet bowl cleaner and seal them using a proper grout impregnator. (And never use white grout on floors!) * The Accent Wall Showdown: EMILY’S SOAPBOX. Emily goes to war against taped geometric feature walls and random trim patterns. Stop being 75% fun—commit to the color and let it wrap the whole room like a hug! 🗳️ LINKS & RESOURCES:Want early bird access to our highly anticipated August workshop classes? Head over to howtohandymaam.com [https://howtohandymaam.com/] and sign up for our newsletter to get a 2-day head start on registration before slots open to the public! You can also email us your burning trade questions directly at hthm@myhandymaam.com to be featured on next month’s Q&A sidequest.

SideQuest 25: The Bondo Debate, Ceiling Fan Struggles, & Legal Fence Drama

Welcome back to the How to Handyma’am Sidequest! 📻🧰 We are switching things up and moving to a once-a-month, rapid-fire Q&A format so we can dive deep into your burning home improvement questions . Recording late on a Tuesday night from Samantha’s house (aka Emily’s mom!)—complete with an angry, trapped dog downstairs acting like a disgruntled Pixar character—the trio gets straight to the point . In this sidequest, Samantha, Emily, and Arly tackle everything from cosmetic fixes to serious structural liabilities. They break down the legalities of property lines, walk you through the literal colors of electrical wiring, and save you from making a massive material mistake on your outdoor deck. 🛠️ Questions Answered in This Sidequest: * The Bondo Dilemma: Can you use Bondo to repair 1960s wood paneling damaged by dogs? (Yes! ). Can you use it to patch up cracks on your exterior deck boards before painting? (Absolutely not—and we explain why it doesn't flex with the weather ).* Outlet Bulbs & Light Sockets: What are those magic old-school basement light bases that let you plug string lights directly into a bulb socket? . * Ceiling Fan 101: How do you know if your ceiling box is legally rated to hold the weight of a spinning fan? (Hint: If it's blue plastic, you're in trouble ). Plus, a breakdown of the mysterious blue wire and why sequence matters .* The "Pretty Side" Fence Law: Why do most HOAs and municipalities force you to face the finished side of your fence toward your neighbor? . We talk property value, climbing risks, and strict pool code requirements .* Zoning vs. Building Permits: Why building a shed under 200 square feet without a permit doesn't mean you can skip zoning approval. 💜 JOIN OUR PATREON & NEWSLETTER:Want a super mega, totally uncut, and highly unhinged bonus episode every single month? Join our $5 Apprentice Tier on Patreon to support our mission of making the trades accessible to women ! Plus, our Patreon crew and newsletter subscribers get absolute first dibs on registration for our upcoming summer classes linktr.ee/howtohandymaam

Ep 26: The Outdoor Independence Audit: 10 Exterior Accessibility Upgrades

Welcome back to How to Handyma'am! ☀️🪚 In this episode, Samantha, Emily, and Arly are breaking down Part 2 of their "Aging in Place" series—this time, taking the conversation completely outside for an Outdoor Independence Audit. As licensed builders running their construction company, MyHandyma'am, the crew dives into 10 practical ways to modify your home’s exterior so that you and your loved ones can enjoy the sunshine with zero barriers to entry. From understanding the exact mathematical ratio of a safe ramp to the hidden emergency safety benefits of smart keypad door locks, this episode is packed with lesser-known adjustments that make properties safer for everyone. Plus, the girls share hilarious updates from their first adult education class, debate the reality of terrible city drivers, and recount some legendary smart-home broadcast pranks. 🛠️ Inside This Episode:* The 1:12 rule for building safe, non-slip ramps.* Why contrast matters way more than brightness in outdoor lighting.* The difference between standard wood deck rails and a truly "graspable" handrail.* Ergonomic advantages of table-height gardening and strategic seating.* How a smart video doorbell eliminates the dangerous "rush to the door". 💜 SUPPORT THE SHOW:Want to help us continue providing education and making the trades more accessible without any mansplaining? Join our $5 Apprentice Tier on Patreon to unlock exclusive monthly bonus episodes and peek behind the curtain of our chaotic antics! * Join the Patreon Crew: patreon.com/howtohandymaam * Email us your home dilemmas: hthm@myhandymaam.com * Follow the chaos on socials: @howtohandymaam * Linktree: linktr.ee/howtohandymaam

Sidequest 24| The Shocking Medical & Military Origins of Your Tools!

Welcome back to How-To Handyma’am! This week, Samantha, Arly, and Emily are stepping away from our standard workshop schedules to take you on a wild, chaotic deep dive into the completely bizarre history of the everyday tools sitting in your garage . Emily is feeling sneaky and sharing her inner history nerd as we play a guessing game with the unsettling origins of modern trade tools : * 🩸 The Childbirth Chainsaw: Discover why the modern chainsaw was originally engineered in the late 1700s by two Scottish surgeons to cut through pelvic bones during high-risk deliveries long before wood loggers ever touched it . * 👗 The Corset Tape Measure: How the flexible, spring-loaded tape measure in your tool belt owes its mechanics to Victorian-era hoop skirts , plus the hidden reason why snapping a 90s snap bracelet might feel painfully familiar . * 🔫 The Colt .45 Power Drill: Why your modern cordless drill moved away from painful chest-pressed "breast drills" to a design explicitly modeled after a semi-automatic handgun to maximize manual control . * ⚔️ The Battlefield Screwdriver: For over three centuries, the humble flathead screwdriver wasn't a woodworker's tool at all—it was a specialized military weapon maintenance tool engineered to hold plate armor and muskets together . * 🛠️ The Truth About Stripping Screws: Why standard Phillips head screws were actually engineered to "cam out" and strip on purpose to preserve armor plating , plus Arly's recent "come to Jesus" love affair with the chunky Phillips 3 (P3) driver bit . We wrap up the episode with some surprising bonus facts about sharkskin sandpaper , the evolutionary perfection of crabs , and our definitive rankings of the best animals on the planet (spicy black bears included). 🔗 Join our $5 Apprentice Patreon Tier to grab exclusive monthly bonus episodes and support our mission to bring more women into the trades: linktr.ee/howtohandymaam Connect with us! Drop your favorite animal in the comments of our social channels so we can tell you their weird evolutionary traits . Find us on Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook @howtohandymaam (remember, it's ma'am, not man!). You can also share your latest DIY workspace projects directly by emailing hth@myhandyman.com. #HowToHandymaam #ToolHistory #ChainsawOrigin #PistolGripDrill #PhillipsHead #WomenInTrades #HistoryHacks #PatreonApprentice