Things You Should Never Do

FAMILY. FOOD. FUN. DANGER.

Happy Memorial Day! Trump says the quiet part (that he doesn't care about the rest of us) out loud while fleecing taxpayers to pay insurrectionists, then POTUS posts violent Colber fanfic, Elon Musk is bad at running businesses but no one cares, and finally, the future of humanity hates AI.

In the future, everyone will be a jackass and a moron.

Elon only has one insult. Folk's upset about Christopher Nolan's "The Oddyssey" seem to think "Clash of the Titans" was a documentary. Trump doesn't give a fuck about anyone, but apologists like JCal will always come up with ways to make dementia sound like 3D chess.

Funny or AI

Apple and Intel are getting back together? Never take notes (or write in your diary) about a criminal conspiracy. Claude doesn't get the joke.

Goblin Mode

Ian and Jay talk about the Arch d'Trump, the end-run around Congressional authority, and how Dario has SamA's number. Also, Goblin Mode!

You crazy bastards.

Our president is fucking crazy. We are losing the war we started. Larry Ellison is firing a lot of people so he can pay for datacenters the world doesn't need.