Kump

Ray celebrates the 4th of July with a look at the Bob Dylan/Bob Vylan mix-up, Zionist fences, and what counts as “punk” in 2025. Also: U.S. visa freakouts, psyop lyricism, Gaza breadlines, the return of Big Beautiful Bill, and the death of Michael Madsen. Plus: Should Ray lie about being at the Freak Off for podcast clout? 🎧 Get bonus episodes every week: patreon.com/raykump [https://patreon.com/raykump]

Zohran Mamdani wins the primary, and the internet explodes over his “hot wife.” Ray dives deep into the discourse—are high boots all it takes now? Plus: the socialist grocery store scam, funeral brothels, Coney Island subway sex fires, Amy Adams slander, and a new plan to sell $30 Madeline Muffins to the masses. Also: Daniel Craig takes a missile to the dome, Americans turn Mecca into a Six Flags, and Lucy’s got a sword to protect her baked goods. 🔗 Links & Plugs: 🎧 Bonus episodes every week: https://patreon.com/raykump [https://patreon.com/raykump]

President Trump claims he left instructions to “obliterate Iran” if he’s ever assassinated—and KUMP breaks it down. Ray and Lucie unpack the death box, JD Vance’s loyalty, and whether the Pope can rebrand as Jesus Christ the First. Plus: how much war profit should taxpayers get? Should you be able to invest in a nuke startup on Robinhood? What’s the point of Ted Cruz? And why the NYC subway needs Roman-style phalanx shields. Subscribe on Patreon for weekly bonus episodes: 👉 https://www.patreon.com/raykump [https://www.patreon.com/raykump]

Israel bombs Iran’s nuclear sites, Ray proposes nukes-for-jobs diplomacy, and the Houthi rebels become UN tech support in Ray’s fantasy global empire. Also: pirates in the desert, Dave & Busters for peace, and why Michelangelo’s David might be hiding a corpse. Plus thoughts on plane crashes, diaper diplomacy, and the Dead Sea.🔥 Get bonus episodes every week on Patreon – patreon.com/raykump

Once allies, now adversaries: Ray and Lucie dig into the digital flame war between Donald Trump and Elon Musk—from EV mandates and Epstein tweets to passive-aggressive truths about sperm, submarines, and shadow bans. Also in this episode: – David Portnoy snaps on a Boston MC – Cannibal meal prep and serial killer lakes – Rand Paul’s MAGA savings account – ChatGPT bans and federal AI meltdowns – Guestbooks at Anne Frank’s house Full weekly bonus episodes at: www.patreon.com/raykump