A Very Special Lumpia And Latkes

Hygiene

To misquote one of the greatest poets of our time: "Take a bath and wash yourself. Take a bath. Show me what you're working with." Jay and Mitch discuss how some people just do not value personal hygiene and tangent over to food cleanliness as well. "AI Heard That" returns with a trip to church via unexpected gospel tunes as well as a visit to the doctor. Closing out this episode: Mitch has a mermaid, Jay has a contrived generational gap, and Mitch also has a something down by the river (it's not a van) in "This, Ya Call News?".

New Inventions

Hope you like the new theme song!   "But there's gotta be a better way!" Before "As Seen On TV" became synonymous with new inventions, you had to see the new gizmos and gadgets at trade shows. Jay and Mitch watch trade show product pitches and discuss their merits or lack thereof. Before that dive, we state our real answers on last episode's food debates. We debut a brand new segment called "AI Heard That" where we try to separate the AI slop from the gold--this week: it's a "Star Wars" song and some OPM hits. And in "This, Ya Call News?", Jay has Sally Fields stories and Mitch has a Rodney Dangerfield list.

Food For Thought: Debate Game

"BILL STICKERS WILL BE PROSECUTED." "BILL STICKERS IS INNOCENT!" "YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER." "THIS WHOLE SYSTEM IS OUT OF ORDER!" We have good old fashioned debates about food related "hot button" issues according to the toss of a coin. Find out our actual takes on the mini-topics in the next episode. At "The Coffee Table", we have more of "the Darwin Awards" as well as a P.C. take on "Rumpelstiltskin". To close out the episode: Mitch goes to "Chuck E Cheese" and Jay has an acapella group fallout.

We Make An AI Song

"Ya like, jazz?" We have been running this show long enough to decide it's time for a new theme song. Through the power of AI, we see if our theme song makeover can rival the (debatably) great Randy Newman penned "It's A Jungle Out There". At "The Coffee Table", we explore more deaths in "The darwin Awards" and 2 retellings of "The Three Little Pigs". Wrapping up this episode, Mitch has nicotine and Jay has doggies in "This, Ya Call News?".

Back In My Day

"I'm tired of this, Grandpa--WELL, THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD!" Jay and Mitch reminisce about days gone by after they have a chat about recent life events. We unearth a not-yet-used recording of an "Unsolved Conspiracy" for a disappearing sub as well as not-yet-used ghost story at "The Coffee Table". We wrap it up with "This, Ya Call News?": Jay has "Coldplay Kiss Cam" returns and Mitch has a baseball(?) injury.