Lunchtime Rants

Lunchtime Rants Ep. 7 - Life Lessons

On the seventh episode of #LunchtimeRants we talk life lessons! From always being a good person to making ish happen (and not squandering your 20s). Other topics include facing fear, removing negative people from your life, embracing change, doing your daily squats and NOT becoming a Scientologist. Random rants about Ben Affleck, superhero movies and our respective man meats!

Lunchtime Ep. 6 - Guilty Pleasures

On the sixth episode of #LunchtimeRants we chat about our guilty pleasures. From our mutual obsession with checking people’s criminal backgrounds to asking too many questions about Total Divas. Carmen reveals her forever crush on Johnny Galecki. Lourdes talks about her true (and overwhelmingly positive) feelings for Justin Bieber. Other topics include our shared love of listening to sad music just so we can cry, Carmen’s affinity for Gangsta’s Paradise, Lourdes bumpin’ the awful music of local Miami rappers and more shameful secrets!

Lunchtime Rants Ep.5 - #MillennialProblems

On the fifth episode of #LunchtimeRants we talk the millennial struggle. From not knowing what we want to thinking we know it all. We throw shade at those born after 1992, talk social media envy, rely on Urban Dictionary for the definitions of truffle butter and Bye Felicia and praise Aunt Flo! Lourdes urges that Carmen get a McGriddle to celebrate her 29th year. Carmen philosophizes about "the art of not being content." AND MORE!

Lunchtime Rants Ep.4 - The 305 Episode

In the fourth episode of Lunchtime Rants hosted by Carmen and Lourdes we talk about all things Miami! Topics include our love of pastelitos and Iron Beer, everyone and their abuela having a fruit tree in their backyard, 2 Live Crew’s recently announced 2015 world tour, booty music, Uncle Luke’s mayoral campaign and the difference between cafecito and espresso. Lourdes chooses the guy that played Luis Mendoza in D2: Mighty Ducks as her man meat of the week, while Carmen chooses lover of Miami women (since he married one), Matt Damon! Plus, chitter chatter about Pitbull’s humble beginnings, the Miami Heat, King of Diamonds, Steven Bauer/Rocky Echevarria/Manolo/Joe Peña y mucho mas!

Lunchtime Ep.3 - Love & Marriage

On the third episode of Lunchtime Rants hosted by Carmen & Lourdes we talk love and marriage! We chat about Carmen’s upcoming nuptials, must-play wedding jams, our favorite words for male and female genitalia (and the ones we hate),vampire romances, our meaty men (who are both Hispanic!) and more. Plus, Carmen FINALLY reveals what song makes her want to “punch a baby,” we briefly duet some of Miami’s most infamous booty tunes and Lourdes (for once) doesn’t reference The Wire. #lunchtimerants