White House App Warning, Afroman Goes Viral. the Song to Attract Abundance, Viral “Bro Cruise” Explained, and More!

America's Diarrhea Outbreak, Erling Haaland, Taylor Swift's Wedding Dress, Influencer Lawsuits, and More!

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.com [https://meetthemess.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_7] Move over, Meet the Press—it’s time to Meet the Mess! Before we begin, Senator Lindsey Graham died last night, and we won’t be giving sympathies. Instead, we'll save our thoughts on his legacy for next week’s podcast. Now, let’s continue! This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn weigh in on the explosive diarrhea that’s sweeping America. Then, in a seamless transition from one bathroom topic to another, they discuss Trump flying his 💩 back to the U.S. from Turkey. Also this week: Iran reportedly calls for Trump to be removed, everyone wonders whether Mitch McConnell is still alive, and the duo responsible for discovering Graham Platner finally speaks (unfortunately). Meanwhile, influencer trademark wars heat up as lawsuits erupt over “Hot Girl Walk” and “Hot Girls Read.” And, speaking of reading, the end of it is near according to The Atlantic. World Cup fever continues as the internet falls in love with Erling Haaland, and the Real Housewives of Rhode Island prove themselves to be garbage people with a fondness for homophobic memes. Plus, Jen and Karyn break down an unhinged New York Times wedding announcement. Finally, Jen is deeply offended that she still doesn’t know what Taylor Swift’s wedding dress looked like, and even more outraged that Taylor and Travis reportedly got a new dog without telling her. (KARYN AGREES WITH THIS LAST ONE — HOW DARE THEY KEEP THIS FROM US?!) On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster & Karyn Bosnak dive into the messiest news stories and hottest topics of the week to give a fresh and entertaining take on current events and life in general. An extended video version with the “Hot Mess of the Week” is available to paid Substack subscribers. Visit meetthemess.substack.com [http://meetthemess.substack.com] for more. Meet the Merch: • https://www.etsy.com/shop/MeetTheMess [https://www.etsy.com/shop/MeetTheMess] Connect with us on Instagram: • https://www.instagram.com/meetthemesspod [https://www.instagram.com/meetthemesspod] • https://www.instagram.com/jennsylvania [https://www.instagram.com/jennsylvania] • https://www.instagram.com/karynbosnak [https://www.instagram.com/karynbosnak] Connect with us on TikTok: • https://www.tiktok.com/@meetthemess [https://www.tiktok.com/@meetthemess] • https://www.tiktok.com/@karynbosnak [https://www.tiktok.com/@karynbosnak]

Love Island as Explained by Experts, Taylor & Travis Wedding Rumors -- Plus, a Tiny Kitten!

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.com [https://meetthemess.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_7] Move over, Meet the Press—it’s time to Meet the Mess! This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn are joined by Emily Freda Foster [https://substack.com/profile/25551168-emily-freda-foster] and Deanna Cheng [https://substack.com/profile/50828652-deanna-cheng] from How To Be Less Old [https://substack.com/profile/162571488-how-to-be-less-old] to discuss Love Island! Whether you’re a newbie to the show (like Emily and Karyn) or a superfan (like Deanna and Jen), don’t miss this riveting discussion! Plus, are Taylor and Travis getting married this weekend? And, World Cup fans love America! Also, John Cena and Pete Davidson discuss Make-a-Wish! And, where are the men of Dream Phone board game? (And what is the Dream Phone board game?!) Here’s a poll related to this week’s discussion: On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster & Karyn Bosnak dive into the messiest news stories and hottest topics of the week to give a fresh and entertaining take on current events and life in general. An extended video version with the “Hot Mess of the Week” is available to paid Substack subscribers. Visit meetthemess.substack.com [http://meetthemess.substack.com] for more. Meet the Merch: • https://www.etsy.com/shop/MeetTheMess [https://www.etsy.com/shop/MeetTheMess] Connect with us on Instagram: • https://www.instagram.com/meetthemesspod [https://www.instagram.com/meetthemesspod] • https://www.instagram.com/jennsylvania [https://www.instagram.com/jennsylvania] • https://www.instagram.com/karynbosnak [https://www.instagram.com/karynbosnak] Connect with us on TikTok: • https://www.tiktok.com/@meetthemess [https://www.tiktok.com/@meetthemess] • https://www.tiktok.com/@karynbosnak [https://www.tiktok.com/@karynbosnak]

Hunter Biden Goes Viral, Gwyneth Paltrow Sparks Backlash, Tipping Fatigue, the Hottest Shows of Summer, and More!

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.com [https://meetthemess.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_7] Move over, Meet the Press—it’s time to Meet the Mess! This week on the podcast, Jen’s in a mood and nothing is safe! (Especially small potatoes.) Also, Hunter Biden’s social media blitz, Gwyneth Paltrow’s controversial commercial and opinions about arugula, the hottest TV shows of the summer, and the great tipping debate: How much is too much and when is it not necessary?! Plus, the etiquette of becoming friends with a friend’s friend, 33 side quests guaranteed to make life a little more interesting, and a brand new segment—Questions from a Lesbian! On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster & Karyn Bosnak dive into the messiest news stories and hottest topics of the week to give a fresh and entertaining take on current events and life in general. An extended video version with the “Hot Mess of the Week” is available to paid Substack subscribers. Visit meetthemess.substack.com [http://meetthemess.substack.com] for more. Meet the Merch: • https://www.etsy.com/shop/MeetTheMess [https://www.etsy.com/shop/MeetTheMess] Connect with us on Instagram: • https://www.instagram.com/meetthemesspod [https://www.instagram.com/meetthemesspod] • https://www.instagram.com/jennsylvania [https://www.instagram.com/jennsylvania] • https://www.instagram.com/karynbosnak [https://www.instagram.com/karynbosnak] Connect with us on TikTok: • https://www.tiktok.com/@meetthemess [https://www.tiktok.com/@meetthemess] • https://www.tiktok.com/@karynbosnak [https://www.tiktok.com/@karynbosnak]

Summer Reading List, Pattie Gonia Lawsuit, Forgotten Celebrity Couples, Real Housewives of Rhode Island, the Secret to Happiness, and More!

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.com [https://meetthemess.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_7] Move over, Meet the Press—it’s time to Meet the Mess! This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn discuss the best books to bring to the pool, the cocktail of the summer, and the celebrity couples you forgot were a thing. Oh, and a Nobel Prize-winning psychologist thinks he's cracked the code on happiness. No big deal. In entertainment news, the story of Mackenzie Shirilla's deadly crash is detailed in the documentary The Crash. And Jen and Karyn have a new reality TV obsession they absolutely cannot shut up about: The Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Also making headlines this week, Patagonia sues drag queen Pattie Gonia, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth pulls promotions for female and Black Navy officers, Senate hopeful Graham Platner deals with texts from his past, and Kevin O'Leary wants to build an AI data center in Utah twice the size of Manhattan. On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster & Karyn Bosnak dive into the messiest news stories and hottest topics of the week to give a fresh and entertaining take on current events and life in general. An extended video version with the “Hot Mess of the Week” is available to paid Substack subscribers. Visit meetthemess.substack.com [http://meetthemess.substack.com] for more. Meet the Merch: • https://www.etsy.com/shop/MeetTheMess [https://www.etsy.com/shop/MeetTheMess] Connect with us on Instagram: • https://www.instagram.com/meetthemesspod [https://www.instagram.com/meetthemesspod] • https://www.instagram.com/jennsylvania [https://www.instagram.com/jennsylvania] • https://www.instagram.com/karynbosnak [https://www.instagram.com/karynbosnak] Connect with us on TikTok: • https://www.tiktok.com/@meetthemess [https://www.tiktok.com/@meetthemess] • https://www.tiktok.com/@karynbosnak [https://www.tiktok.com/@karynbosnak]

Trump’s $1.8B Grift, Spencer Pratt, Hayden Panettiere, Real Housewives of Rhode Island, the Return of Hacky Sack, and More!

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit meetthemess.substack.com [https://meetthemess.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_7] Move over, Meet the Press—it’s time to Meet the Mess! This week on the podcast, Jen and Karyn dive into Trump’s alleged $1.8 billion grift! Plus, a new poll asked Americans if they think they could physically beat Donald Trump in a fight, and the results are incredibly predictable. And, Kash Patel reportedly took a “VIP snorkel” trip at the gravesite of more than 1,000 American military members for funsies. In celebrity news, Jen’s obsessed with the Real Housewives of Rhode Island, Hayden Panettiere drops bombshell revelations in her new memoir, Matthew Perry’s family speaks out against his former assistant, and Spencer Pratt continues his commitment of anything for attention by running for LA mayor. Plus: old wives’ tales that turned out to be true, why people on GLP-1 medications suddenly become obsessed with this one thing (Karyn included), the unexpected return of the hacky sack, how heavily filtered social media photos reportedly hindered the search for a missing woman, and this week’s “Bless That Turns Into a Mess” involving nuns and giant rabbits. On Meet the Mess, bestselling authors Jen Lancaster & Karyn Bosnak dive into the messiest news stories and hottest topics of the week to give a fresh and entertaining take on current events and life in general. An extended video version with the “Hot Mess of the Week” is available to paid Substack subscribers. Visit meetthemess.substack.com [http://meetthemess.substack.com] for more. Meet the Merch: • https://www.etsy.com/shop/MeetTheMess [https://www.etsy.com/shop/MeetTheMess] Connect with us on Instagram: • https://www.instagram.com/meetthemesspod [https://www.instagram.com/meetthemesspod] • https://www.instagram.com/jennsylvania [https://www.instagram.com/jennsylvania] • https://www.instagram.com/karynbosnak [https://www.instagram.com/karynbosnak] Connect with us on TikTok: • https://www.tiktok.com/@meetthemess [https://www.tiktok.com/@meetthemess] • https://www.tiktok.com/@karynbosnak [https://www.tiktok.com/@karynbosnak]