This Beer Said We Wouldn’t Like It… It Was Right 🍺💀

This Beer Tastes Like College Beer Pong 🍺😂

This week on Professionally Average, we tried State Light from New Trail Brewing Company and immediately got hit with college flashbacks. Beer pong. Flip cup. Red solo cups. Poor decisions. This beer tastes exactly like every college party you barely survived 😂 In this episode: 🍺 Honest review of State Light 🎓 College nostalgia chaos 😂 Beer pong comparisons 🔥 Why this feels like Penn State’s official beer 🍻 Is it actually worth buying? And somehow… this became one of the most relatable reviews we’ve done.

This Beer Looked TERRIBLE… But It Wasn’t 🍺

This week on Professionally Average, we grabbed a beer based purely on how cool the can looked… and immediately regretted our decision. Or did we? We tried The Raven Schwarzbier from New Trail Brewing Company and expected pure disaster. Instead? …it actually surprised us. In this episode: 🍺 Honest first reaction review 🖤 Dark beer panic 😂 “Yinnus” might be our greatest invention 🔥 Was it worth the price? 🎙 Pure Professionally Average chaos

Then Dinosaur Beer Happened 🍺🦖

This week on Professionally Average things escalated FAST. What started as a blind mystery beer review turned when Miller Lite shocked us. Then our guest from Mostly Sober Podcast pulled out a second surprise beer… 🦖 Toppling Goliath Brewing Co. Pseudo Sue Pale Ale And somehow this turned into one of our wildest beer review episodes yet. In this episode: 🦖 dinosaur beer review 😂 surprise guest chaos 🔥 king of the quarter debate 🍻 pure Professionally Average nonsense

This Local Beer Surprised Us… and We Need More 🍺

This week on Professionally Average, we checked out one of our local hidden gems — Yough River Brewing Company— and their Notorious YRB Blonde Ale completely surprised us. From the insanely cool Sasquatch can design to the actual flavor… this one delivered. In this episode: 🍺 Honest first reaction review 🔥 One of our favorite local brewery finds 👀 The hidden can details you probably missed ☀️ Why this might be the perfect summer beer 🎙 Why we want to visit the brewery in person And trust us… this is one local brewery worth checking out.

Hot Dad Summer Starts NOW 🍻

This week on Professionally Average… we tried reviewing beer while being absolutely cooked from whatever sickness is going around. What started as a review of Apple Butter Ale from Berkeley Springs Brewing Company somehow turned into: 🍺 relationship debates 😂 hot dad summer planning 🤒 sick brain conspiracy theories 🔥 emotional damage discussions 🌽 summer cookout vibes 💀 crop tops and booty shorts Basically… this episode went completely off the rails.