The Spam Dog Cometh

I'm A Phallic Doodle Dandy

It's election day, and that means a deep dive into the strangest ballots in history. There's the Austrian race decided by a single phallic doodle, the Missouri Senate seat won by a dead man, and a time when polling places handed out alcohol to boost turnout. Stitch finally rises from the dead to celebrate National Rotisserie Chicken Day, which leads to Colonel Sanders trashing his own gravy and a debate over whether KFC is worth a second chance. Plus the best fake excuses for leaving work early. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Snuggets

Houston rolls into Monday already worn out, fielding questions about Hot Hunks photos and dodging the crew's repeated attempts to find out why he's so crabby. The guys dig into a survey on the one question people would ask their pets, with Oswald getting an unexpectedly tender three-part interview. Then there's the influencer who smuggled ten chicken nuggets onto a 93-mile-per-hour roller coaster in his underwear, dunked them in sweet and sour, and earned himself a lifetime ban from every Six Flags in the country. The show closes with a German startup that cleans your apartment for free while filming everything to train household robots, which goes about as well as you'd expect with Stitch in the room. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Pelted by Brandon Jones

Summer Nights kicked off in its brand-new downtown location, and the crew breaks down everything from the improved sound to the unexpected bonus of condo residents turning their balconies into front-row seats. They also debate whether "it's all downhill from here" is a positive phrase or a warning sign that life is about to get weird. Plus, a surprising study reveals the age when people start choosing sleep over socializing, the gang shares their personal signs that they've "made it," and Houston discovers that being involved in the arts might actually help you live longer. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Are You a Mog or a Glazer?

The crew dives into National Burger Day with strong opinions on who slings the best patty in Rapid City, then spirals into a passionate hatred of dynamic pricing at the grocery store. Plus, Houston brings up Paul McCartney's plan to duet "The Long and Winding Road" with the late Prince, which sparks a debate about consent, estates, and AI in music. Stick around for a Harambe ten-year anniversary moment that genuinely shakes Houston. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

What's a VCR, Mom

Stitch is tired again, and the crew can't figure out why. They map out where to spot Jupiter, Venus, and Mercury lining up in the sky tonight, debate whether old books should swap out their VCRs and Fear Factor mentions for TikTok references, and stumble onto an underwater plot of land for sale in San Francisco Bay that they're now seriously considering buying as a group. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.