Episode #143 - No Seppuku in America

Episode #148 - I'm straight, it's my butt that's gay

Average and Whip discuss a drunken holiday weekend in Havasu, Who they would trust to give them their memories back, and other super riveting topics. They cant all be winners

Episode #147 - Who didn't have a f*ck football?

Average and Whip talk about stand up comedy because obviously they're experts. Also we find out that Average had a stuffed football companion that helped him through the developmental years. Y'all'r welcome

Episode #146 - Wetter than an otter's pocket

***DISCLAIMER - GET HIGH OR DRUNK BEFORE LISTENING*** Average and Whip get back from a 10 day vacation to Myrtle Beach and try to recall all of the stories, characters and copious notes that are hard to remember when you're wasted in the south. It's a whole scene

Episode #145 - Average is a gimp

Who doesn't lick peanut butter off of a foot? Average and Whip discuss the advantages to a good foot, minor inconveniences that seem unthinkable today, and so much more

Episode #144 - Ribs and Nips

Average and Whip talk about everything on Earth being fake (Oh you still believe there's an Earth?) and get lost on several other completely riveting topics.