6.12.26 - Crossfitters, Old Presidents, & the SEC Moral Police

7.24.26 - More Jimothy, Less Lebron

Brian is forced into doing airport calculus before sunrise thanks to his mom's delayed flight. Ronan is making a serious push for Hasbro's Toddler of the Year. The World Cup Final brought out the Argentina tin foil hats. Jimothy owns our hearts and the social media algorithms right now. Aaron Rodgers is suddenly back with his family, which inspires Brian's next stand-up set in real time, and LeBron James needs to just figure his shit out already. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

7.17.26 - Trump's White House Speech, World Cup Heartbreak & LinkedIn Dating!?

President Trump's latest White House speech brought out all the tin foil Q's, the World Cup is almost over and we're not emotionally prepared, plus we explain why the third-place match feels completely un-American (and somehow got our significant others hooked on soccer). The MLB All-Star Game had us all in our feels with The Sandlot opening before we relive Brian's personal nightmare inside Sephora and celebrate Jasmine's viral Costco Esprit sweatshirt. And we investigate whether LinkedIn has quietly become everyone's newest dating app!? ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

7.10.26 - The USMNT Had Soccer Whiskey Dick

Mark Cuban is officially suing Mavericks owner Patrick Dumont and Jasmine wants to start a GoFundMe to help his cause, LeBron keeps finding new ways to make everything about LeBron, and the Spurs find themselves in the middle of an Instagram-fueled soap opera after a now-former play-by-play announcer allegedly got a little too close to Lindy Waters III's sister. Meanwhile, trash from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's lavish MSG wedding is somehow for sale, Brian and Jasmine reveal their most irrational fears involving naked home invaders, guillotines, and the rapture, and the USMNT delivers a full-blown case of "soccer whiskey dick."  ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

7.3.26 - Taylor & Travis Wedding Overload, Luka Trade Trauma Returns & the Micropenis GoFundMe

Brian and Jasmine open the episode by giving a hat tip to Chuck E. Cheese for somehow serving a legitimately great chicken parm, Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift's wedding rumors keep assaulting our social feeds, the World Cup finds yet another way to make us all yell at the offsides rules, every new NBA trade forces Jasmine to reopen her Luka trade wound, and the man claiming to have the world's smallest penis launches a GoFundMe for enlargement surgery, accidentally inspiring Brian and Jasmine's next million-dollar business idea. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

6.26.26 - NBA Trades, World Cup Conspiracies, & Ranch Dressing Wars

Brian took Ronan to see the new Toy Story and we learn about Ronan's whispering and pooping habits... Giannis is officially headed to Miami, reopening every Luka trade wound Jasmine has left. The Mavericks hired former Michigan coach Dusty May, iHeartMedia's latest round of layoffs turned into a bloodbath across the industry, and we're putting on our tinfoil hats because we think FIFA is lining up the most patriotic World Cup matchup imaginable: USA vs. England on the Fourth of July during America's 250th birthday celebration. Plus, the TSA has officially declared war on ranch dressing and Diana Russini is back in the headlines (again). ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.