From Dallas, Texas...

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

We take a flamethrower to modern stupidity and discover that being loud has somehow replaced being right.

Muscles, Malarkey, and Meat on a Stick

A clean bill of health and a doctor too busy choking down a corn dog to ask questions.

Feast of the Golden Calf

The President gets richer (and fatter), and you can’t afford beef or gas.

The Burger Queen

When your "Let Them Eat Cake" philosophy comes with a side of fries and a serious case of cognitive dissonance.

RATA

The United States is a sinking ship being led by a rat!