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005 - "You Are Up"

On a very special episode of our show, tonight's featured guest is... you! Featuring a voice inside your head and a stranger following right behind you. Also, No-Hands Nemo: The Amazing Juggling Tapeworm. Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. Content Warnings: * Stage Fright * Alien Abduction * Explicit Language * Violence & Murder * SFX: distorted static & voices, brief high frequencies, rumbling Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC. Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com [http://voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com]) This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.

004 - "The Missing Linc"

The latest test of the Third-Rock Theatre’s proprietary cloning array. Featuring Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, and Abraham Lincoln. Also, Abraham Lincoln. Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. Content Warnings: * Body Horror * Human Livestock * Mentions of Drowning * Screaming * Explicit Language * Chekhov's Gunfire * SFX: distorted static & voices, brief high frequencies, rumbling Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC. Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com [http://voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com]) This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.

003 - "Get with the Program"

Mac’s first day as station intern. Featuring a special presentation from our friends at Synistek, a 25-kiloton hack, and the heart-warming story of an ass-piring musical prodigy. Also, [REDACTED]. Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. Content Warnings: * Donkey CPR * Escalating Arguments * Imminent Explosions * Insects and Infestation * Minor Robotic Bigotry * Screaming * Explicit Language * SFX: distorted static & voices, insect buzzing, brief high frequencies, rumbling Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC. Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com [http://voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com]) This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.

002 - "Bad Blood"

A new wrinkle threatens Mike’s control over the show. Featuring rock music and a special guest who really sucks. Also, a multi-headed barbershop quartet dragon. Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. Tonight’s Featured Presentation was Jackson Lair: INSTAGRAM: @iamjacksonlair SPOTIFY & APPLE MUSIC: Jackson Lair Content Warnings: * Mentions of Blood * Insects and Infestation * Kidnapping and Bondage * Escalating Arguments * Forced Blood Draining * Violent Disintegration * Vomiting * Screaming * Vocalized Sounds of Pain * Explicit Language * SFX: distorted static & voices, insect buzzing, brief high frequencies, rumbling Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com [http://voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com]) Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC. This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.

001 - “Exit Pursued by Bigfoot”

Pilot. Featuring one hell of a comedian and a surprise guest with an aversion to being captured. Also, Elvis Presley? Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. Content Warnings: * Alien Abduction * Screaming * Vocalized Sounds of Pain * Explicit Language * Angry Animal Sounds * Escalating Arguments * SFX: distorted static & voices, brief high frequencies, rumbling Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com [http://voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com]) Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC. This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.