Life's Scary Enough - Part 1

The Sphinx

The Sphinx's riddles have defeated travelers for centuries. Today she faces her most formidable opponent yet: A follow-up question. WRITTEN/PERFORMED BY Turnip

Pie Refills

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio In this tale, you will learn objective truths about pie, and subjective truths about salvation.

The Last Broadcast of Orson Welles - Audio Play

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Orson Welles began his career by convincing America that the world was ending. Forty-seven years and several commercial failures later, he returns to the sound booth to record Transformers: The Movie. In this piece, Welles transforms a children’s script into a prophetic rant about God, toys, and the death of storytelling. This is the Last Broadcast of Orson Welles. MUSIC I Know What It Is To Be Young - Ozgun Berceuse in D Flat Major - Yundi Echo Sax End (Looped) - Caleb Arrodondo

Rudy and Trudy

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio There's only one reindeer who can save Christmas, and only one child who can talk him down. Written/Performed by Turnip

The Mayor and The Mailman - Life's Scary Enough: Part 2

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Do you like Scary Movies?? I don't, I always say Life's Scary Enough. In either case you're sure to like this second installment of Turnip's newest ongoing odd audio adventure! Happy Halloween! Written/Performed by Turnip MUSIC The Minute Hour