Two and a Half Inches

Ooh ooh aah aah, the Inches are back (OOH OOH OOH!) This episode nearly missed becoming The Fuck Up 2 thanks to flowing liquor and late nights by the mic, but was rescued by the heroes of Roku City and the power of comedy. Ignore what was said in this episode, do NOT call us. The phone number got disconnected because none of you ever called into the show, not even once. So thanks, I guess. NEXT EPISODE JUNE 17 [https://youtu.be/oQfYYFyD10Y?si=5QEuIQ0n8kWLvveX]

The Legend of the Slug is born... CALL/TEXT US! (719) 582-6034 The Inches gather to tell harrowing tales of Kramer, Bronies, bullies, and salt, tying a new hypothetical take on Columbine to their own experiences in grade school. For Business/General inquiries: twoandahalfinchesbusiness@gmail.com

CALL/TEXT US! (719) 582-6034 ...ohhhh, Peter.... In this episode, the Inches talk becoming aggressively gay sportscasters, trying out impressions on the unsuspecting public, hating women, and debating the topic of Astrology versus the Church. Do not fear, the title is not clickbait. Just hang on for the fun ;) [NO CHILDREN WERE HARMED OR INVOLVED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PODCAST EPISODE] For Business/General inquiries: twoandahalfinchesbusiness@gmail.com

CALL/TEXT US! (719) 582-6034 The real homies knew we never left. I see you. Respect. The Inches swing back into your ear-holes with mouths ablaze, telling old wives' tales about previous sexual escapades, especially when they've been caught in the act! All in front of a speech from our One and Only 46th President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. For those who doubted them, the Inches are roping you back in with a special guest appearance to the studio! You won't want to miss the return of your favorite podcasters discovering oddly-titled shot glasses and sharing more business ideas with the betterment of sex at mind. For Business/General inquiries: twoandahalfinchesbusiness@gmail.com

Bah Gawd, is that the Two and a Half Men theme song? I mean is that the Two and a Half Inches music? That's right, the inches are kicking off their reunion tour with tortoise orgies, hitting on women with e-mail, and abandoning people at parties. If you work for the IRS, maybe skip this one. Don't forget to send us an email, twoandahalfinchesbusiness@gmail.com we will read your message on the show!