Vocatus Vocem

In this episode we celebrate Cinco de Mayo with our friends John, Carlos, and Spike. via Girl Meets Food [https://static1.squarespace.com/static/548f3c28e4b05924e9bb98d3/t/57343b57b6aa60fc5fe3a8a5/1463040869567/?format=1000w] via Girl Meets Food [http://www.girlmeetsfood.com/where-to-drinko-on-cinco/] MINUTES * 00:00 / Introduction * 01:30 / Attorney Loses Dog, Mind, In Profanity-Laced Filing About Strippers [http://abovethelaw.com/2016/03/attorney-loses-dog-mind-in-profanity-laced-filing-about-strippers/] * 08:30 / Woman Falls Over At Home And Regains Sight After 20 Years of Blindness [http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/blind-women-falls-over-at-home-and-regains-sight-after-20-years-of-blindness-mary-ann-franco-a7018356.html] * 26:30 / Dog Bites Man At Party; Unknown Person Bites Dog [http://clarksvillenow.com/local/dog-bites-man-at-party-unknown-person-bites-dog/] * 60:30 / Wrap up MUSIC * Intro / "La Bamba [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp6j5HJ-Cok]" by Ritchie Valens [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ritchie_Valens] * Outro / "I Will Survive [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6jCJZEFIto]" by Cake [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cake_(band)]

This week we cast a mellow eye to the worst superhero on earth. Special guests Matt, Olga, and Brittany! via Reddit.com [https://static1.squarespace.com/static/548f3c28e4b05924e9bb98d3/t/56b1ab20b654f98970f645db/1454484259075/?format=1000w] via Reddit.com [https://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan/] MINUTES * 00:00 / Introduction * 01:10 /Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as I.D. [http://www.laweekly.com/restaurants/drunk-florida-man-tries-to-use-taco-as-id-2382325] * 04:30 /Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Masturbating At Burger King [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/florida-man-arrested-for-masturbating-at-burger-king_us_55ef2690e4b093be51bc5f50] * 07:00 /Puppy stolen, traded for crack, is found and OK [http://bigstory.ap.org/article/42d018c39a0c49de96873620f6120b41/puppy-stolen-traded-crack-found-and-ok] * 08:40 /Florida man punches neighbor who refuses to have drink with him [http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/weird-news/police-florida-man-punches-neighbor-who-refuses-ha/np54n/] * 12:30 /After killing of cross-dressing vodou priest, Miami-Dade man pleads... [http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article55589150.html] * 23:05 /Bored pilot draws penis on FlightRadar with private plane [http://mashable.com/2015/03/13/flight-radar-penis/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link#7mXTInxtoqqZ] * 26:50 /Timmy Jernigan builds snowman, late for meeting [http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000435793/article/timmy-jernigan-builds-snowman-late-for-meeting] * 29:30 / Cop turns up drunk to collect Mothers Against Drunk Driving award [http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/11/10/florida-cop-turned-up-drunk-collect-mothers-against-drunk-driving-award/75507038/] * 38:30 /DUI suspect rear-ended driver, asked if he was drunk too, police say [http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2014-03-11/news/fl-boynton-beach-dui-arrest-20140311_1_bmw-driver-dui-boynton-beach-boulevard] * 44:00 /Man arrested after setting his work uniform on fire [http://www.news4jax.com/news/crime/man-arrested-after-setting-his-work-uniform-on-fire] * 46:45 /Jared Simpson Accused Of Bomb Scare After Trying To Pay Bar... [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/19/jared-simpson-bomb-scare_n_6716366.html] * 55:20 /Gabrielle Turnquest, Florida Teen, Becomes Youngest To Pass Bar... [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/02/gabrielle-turnquest-florida-teen-youngest-bar-exam-uk_n_3696998.html] * 60:30 / Wrap up MUSIC * Intro / "Man of Constant Sorrow [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meCZ5hWNRFU]" by Dick Burnett [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Burnett_(musician)] * Outro / "I Will Survive [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6jCJZEFIto]" by Cake [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cake_(band)]

Wherein our heroes are joined by special guests Alden and Ethan. VIA Zazzle.com [https://static1.squarespace.com/static/548f3c28e4b05924e9bb98d3/t/569de3d089a60a34ab7c55c0/1453188049596/?format=1000w] VIA Zazzle.com [http://www.zazzle.com/dueling_antique_guns_navy_throw_pillows-189775853267530499] MINUTES * 00:00 / Introduction * 01:10 /Former 'Power Rangers' actor charged with stabbing roommate to death... [http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-power-rangers-actor-charged-murder-sword-20160114-story.html] * 10:05 /West Point bans cadets' pillow fight after 30 injured [http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/11/25/west-point-bans-cadets-pillow-fight-after-30-injured-plebes/76382394/] * 18:00 /Angry Militia Leader: Stop Mailing Us Dildos [http://gawker.com/angry-militia-leader-stop-mailing-us-dildos-1752580458] * 29:10 /This guy got Sir Mix-A-Lot’s old phone number — and now he gets his raunchy texts [http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/i-have-sir-mix-a-lots-old-phone-number/] * 45:15 / Wrap up MUSIC * Intro / "Tank! - Cowboy Beebop [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6jCJZEFIto]" by Yoko Kanno [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoko_Kanno]performed by Seatbelts [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seatbelts_(band)] * Outro / "I Will Survive [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6jCJZEFIto]" by Cake [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cake_(band)]

The very first Vocatus Vocem Podcast! Via Yogiek.com [https://static1.squarespace.com/static/548f3c28e4b05924e9bb98d3/t/56945898c647ad6209dfe081/1452562750318/FirstPost.jpg?format=1000w] Via Yogiek.com [HTTP://YOGIEK.COM/INDEX.PHP?PAGE=DETAILARTIKEL&POST=2697B98C710E12D0859BDE4B4B2070B2&TITLE=MY-FIRST-POST] MINUTES * 00:00 / Introduction * 00:35 / Inquisitir.com - DEA Paid Amtrak Informant $850,000 For Information Available For Free... [http://www.inquisitr.com/2694651/dea-paid-amtrak-informant-850000-for-information-available-for-free-substantially-wasted-government-funds/] * 06:40 / CNN.com - Vladimir Putin's 2016 calendar: Spend the year with Russia's president [http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/28/europe/vladimir-putin-calendar-2016/] * 17:25 / LATimes.com - No winning Powerball tickets sold; jackpot hits $1.3 billion [http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-powerball-jackpot-20160109-story.html] * 31:00 / The-Toast.net - How To Get Rid Of Clutter And Live Abundantly [http://the-toast.net/2015/02/24/get-rid-clutter-live-abundantly/] * 54:15 / Wrap up MUSIC * Intro -"Amores Como el Nuestro [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IkPvyfETyM]" by Omar Alfanno [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_Alfanno] * Outro - "I Will Survive [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KJjVMqNIgA]" by Cake [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cake_(band)]