Ep. 109: God Didn't Say That

Ep. 117: I Am a C

Turns out Jesus had surprisingly little to say about church attendance, political parties, and checking all the right Christian boxes. Weird, right? This week we're asking a simple question: what actually makes someone a Christian? (Spoiler: it's less about looking like a Christian and more about looking like Jesus.)

Ep. 116: How To Piss Off Jesus

How do you piss off Jesus? Hint: It's not tattoos, deconstruction, or being progressive. It's hypocrisy. Exploiting people. Worshiping power. And using religion to keep others out. Let's talk about the people Jesus actually called out—and why that should make today's church just a little uncomfortable.

Ep. 115: Holy Crap, Judith

Christians: "The Bible doesn't have women leading." The Bible: "Here's Judith, who tells the church leaders they're wrong, sneaks into an enemy camp, saves an entire nation, and then just... goes home." Also Protestants: "...let's not print that one anymore." Yeah. We should probably talk about that.

Ep. 114: The Bible Is a Sexy Book

What if purity culture built its biggest rules on verses that don't actually say what we think they do? We're opening the Bible, reading the original languages, and asking whether Jesus was really talking about what we've been told He was. Fair warning: your pastor probably won't love this episode.

Ep. 113: Who Licked the Cupcake?

At some point, an entire generation of Christian kids was handed a purity ring, compared to a dessert, and told this was a healthy way to think about sex. This week we're unpacking purity culture, the shame it created, and the baggage so many of us are still sorting through years later. We'll laugh a little, cringe a lot, and ask some very overdue questions. Seriously, who approved any of this?