We Are The Lolocaust : 2012 - 2014

So, after last week’s show ended prematurely (Much like most of Bouncy’s recent sexual encounters, fnar!) we offer up this exclusive and super special add-on episode to finish Bouncy’s story about the Firestarter (very twisted firestarter) and to give you some special fun time fun stuff. This DLC is free to all people who wish to accept our terms and conditions. There is seven hundred and thirty three pages and most contain nothing but the word ‘Balls’. You HAVE to read all of them. ALL OF THEM. Or don’t. You can listen without facing our multiple pages of balls. We just want you to see our balls. What should we do? Start uploading Ballsies to Twitter?

As Noozebot visits Bouncy’s house we unleash another collection of chat, songs and discussion about arsonists. MARVEL! at Noozebot stepping it up to take on Dr Dre. RECOIL! in terror as Dalek reads another “bedtime” story in this week’s Lolocaust Literary Masterpiece. SHUDDER! at the thought of Dr Hamhock cooking for you, naked bar an apron with ‘Kiss the Chef’ written on the front with a Sharpie marker* CRINGE! at the sound of Bouncy’s romantic present giving tastes. All in all a good selection of emotions to feel there. If you need further emotive poking feel free to email us at wearethelolocaust@gmail.com [wearethelolocaust@gmail.com] We GUARANTEE to maybe respond, 90% of the time. Satisfaction guaranteed 28% of the time. Disappointment is assured. *Other brands of permanent marker are available from all good stockists.

After a week away in the sunnier climes of Tunisia, we return with all sorts of fun and games. Bouncy is on ‘holiday’ so Dalek and Hock embrace the calm and quiet to try and recapture the magic of series 4. Bouncy *might* show up in pre-recorded material though. We just don’t remember what he said.