The Carrot Holocaust

🎙️ Klingon Jesus | Season 1, Episode 68

They are in your Churches, and we were warned about them. They creep in… Making slaves of those weighed down by sin, doubt, guilt and shame. Always professing a freedom, they themselves do not have nor have ever obtained, because the Spirit of the Lord either departed from them a long time ago, or they quenched him to the point of extinguishing his leading. STAY AWAY FROM THESE TYPES! You will know them by their fruits, however, their fruits are not always so easily distinguished… Have you ever bitten into an Apple that was perfect and beautiful in all outwards appearances, only to be a mushy, bland disgusting excuse for a Gala… Yeah, it’s like that. I encourage you to bite into your Pastor’s head today and take a look around. Feel free to dip my head in some Caramel (my favorite) or some Peanut Butter (The Bro’s), but get a taste of it first without the glitz and glam, to test the fruit on its own accord… Blessings from COTLS I know my God, how do you like them Apples? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit churchofthelostsheep.substack.com [https://churchofthelostsheep.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

The Other Other White Meat!

As we have established, our phone calls are being routed so we decided to have a little fun with the T-1000 while attempting to let the silenced voices be heard! I’m sorry to tell you this America, but your foster parents are dead… In case you missed it… Cue Team America Theme Song! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit churchofthelostsheep.substack.com [https://churchofthelostsheep.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Bad Sheppard's

In this candid episode of Church of the Lost Sheep, Noah and Heidi examine the biblical account of King Joash and the dangers of relying on religious authority without developing a personal relationship with God. Drawing from 2 Kings and 2 Chronicles, they discuss spiritual leadership, church culture, accountability, legalism, gossip, manipulation, and the responsibility of believers to seek God for themselves rather than following men blindly. The conversation includes personal testimony about past church experiences, lessons learned through ministry, the importance of humility, repentance, and discernment, and a warning against domineering leadership that can hinder spiritual growth. Throughout the episode, the focus remains on pursuing truth, honoring Christ, and encouraging believers to build deep roots in their own walk with God. * Joash, Legalism, and the Danger of Following Men Instead of God * When Church Leadership Goes Wrong | Lessons from King Joash * Building Roots in God: A Warning Against Spiritual Control * False Shepherds, True Faith, and the Story of Joash * Church Hurt, Discernment, and Finding Freedom in Christ I did not plan this, it just happened, BUT… This is Episode 66, on 6-6-26 and is 36 minutes long, ABOUT FALSE SHEPPARDS! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit churchofthelostsheep.substack.com [https://churchofthelostsheep.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

The Good Report!

In this episode of Church of the Lost Sheep, Noah explores the biblical example of Joshua and Caleb, emphasizing the importance of believing the “good report” and trusting God’s promises in uncertain times. The discussion touches on faith versus fear, modern political developments, digital ID concerns, spiritual discernment, prophecy, end-times themes, and the sovereignty of God over earthly powers. Along the way, Noah shares personal testimony about God’s faithfulness, reflects on Native American traditions and biblical history, encourages believers to stand firm in Christ, and delivers a lighthearted closing segment featuring the now-famous “Poodle Cat” and Dr. Heidi’s expert advice on caring for these unusual creatures. Faith, humor, prophecy, and encouragement come together in this unique broadcast. SEO Keywords:Joshua and Caleb, believe the good report, Christian prophecy, end times, biblical encouragement, faith over fear, Church of the Lost Sheep, spiritual discernment, Christian livestream, Bible teaching, digital ID concerns, trust God not man, prophetic message, Christian commentary, Noah Taylor, faith and courage, Christian podcast, biblical worldview, Poodle Cat, Dr. Heidi SEO Title Ideas: * Believe the Good Report | Faith Over Fear in the Last Days * Joshua, Caleb, and the Power of Trusting God’s Promises * Don’t Fear the Agenda — Believe the Good Report * Faith Over Fear: God’s People Will Prevail * Poodle Cat, Prophecy, and Believing the Good Report This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit churchofthelostsheep.substack.com [https://churchofthelostsheep.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Real Men Of Genius!

Todays podcast with Noah and Heidi: This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit churchofthelostsheep.substack.com [https://churchofthelostsheep.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]