👀 Chime Eyes a Charter. NMI Swallows Dwolla. Monzo Proves the Neobank Model Still Works.

🚨 Anthropic's Trillion-Dollar IPO, Wise's Fintech Crime Scene, and the Cash App Brokerage Swap Nobody Noticed.

Yesterday was a lot. Anthropic filed for what could be the largest tech IPO ever at a near-trillion-dollar valuation, Wise got hit with a Belgian money-laundering probe tied to $582 million in suspicious transactions, and Cash App quietly swapped its clearing broker to Apex. We break down what all three mean for your portfolio and the future of fintech.

👶 Trump Accounts Go Live on Robinhood. Visa Puts €500M on Europe. Solana Is Officially the Payments Chain.

Robinhood just became the brokerage for every American child born in the Trump era — by U.S. Treasury contract. Visa dropped €500 million on Europe before Europe drops them. And Solana quietly became the payments chain of record when SoFi and Cash App both went live on it in the same week. Three stories, one theme: the rails of finance are being rebuilt in real time.

✅ Mastercard Gets Its License. Cash App Goes Stablecoin. Coinbase Wants Your Paycheck.

Thursday was a big day for stablecoin infrastructure and nobody was talking about it. Mastercard got its New York BitLicense, Cash App handed 59 million customers a stablecoin wallet without making them think about crypto, and Coinbase relaunched direct deposit to route your paycheck straight into USDC. We break down what each move means individually — and why all three happening on the same day is the real story.

🤖 Robinhood Hands the Wheel to AI. SoFiUSD Is Banking History. Airwallex Just Crashed the Billing Party.

Three seismic launches dropped on the same Wednesday and we're breaking all of them down. Robinhood just handed AI agents the keys to your brokerage account and credit card. SoFi became the first U.S. national bank to put a stablecoin inside a consumer app. And Airwallex crashed the billing party with a direct shot at Stripe. This is the episode you send to whoever still thinks fintech is boring.

🛻 Uber Wants to Be a Credit Card Company. JPMorgan Still Runs the World. Block Is Finding Out AI Isn't Free.

Uber just launched its first credit card globally — and it happened in Mexico, not Silicon Valley. JPMorgan Payments, which moves $12 trillion a day, published a piece today about why it has to think like a fintech to survive. And Block's head of IR dropped a thread this morning that quietly asks: what happens when the AI you fired people for starts sending you bills? We break down all three and what they mean for the next chapter of fintech.