Lunar Eclipsemaxxing at the Hog Line

Everything Under the Sun in Taurus

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Taurus season, Pluto retrograde, Mother, @floralbel, the Trump assassination attempt, Trump fighting the Pope, the missing scientists, the U.K. smoking ban, the Turkey school shootings, Sydney Sweeney's Devil Wears Prada 2 cut, Bieberchella, D4vid's murder charge, AI stock, the Geese psyop, Clavicular's OD, the Vrabel cheating scandal, and all the new celebrity relationships under Venus in Gemini. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott [https://www.inkblotastrology.com/] | Kate Kettelkamp [https://www.kronosastrology.com/] Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/inkblotastrology] Newsletters: Inkblot [https://www.inkblotastrology.com/] | Kronos [https://www.kronosastrology.com/] Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology [https://www.instagram.com/divebarastrology] | @inkblot_astro [https://www.instagram.com/inkblot_astro] | @kronosastrology [https://www.instagram.com/kronosastrology] Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology [https://www.tiktok.com/@divebarastrology] | @inkblotastrology [https://www.tiktok.com/@inkblotastrology] | @kronosastrology [https://www.tiktok.com/@kronosastrology]

Reese's Pisces

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Taurus season, Venus in Gemini, Uranus entering Gemini, Trump's Iran threats, Ethel Cain's nudes, Pam Bondi getting fired, Hershey putting chocolate back in chocolate, and the decline of American consumer goods. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott [https://www.inkblotastrology.com/] | Kate Kettelkamp [https://www.kronosastrology.com/] Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/inkblotastrology] Newsletters: Inkblot [https://www.inkblotastrology.com/] | Kronos [https://www.kronosastrology.com/] Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology [https://www.instagram.com/divebarastrology] | @inkblot_astro [https://www.instagram.com/inkblot_astro] | @kronosastrology [https://www.instagram.com/kronosastrology] Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology [https://www.tiktok.com/@divebarastrology] | @inkblotastrology [https://www.tiktok.com/@inkblotastrology] | @kronosastrology [https://www.tiktok.com/@kronosastrology]

Homeward Out of Bounds

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover even more Aries Season, Mars in Aries, the Meta & YouTube lawsuit, the Anthropic AI U.S. government drama, cheating AI fruits, Druski's Erika Kirk video, the Army enlistment age increase and weed conviction allowance, Kanye's new album, the latest roundup of celebrity deaths, and the Chinese dog escape. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott [https://www.inkblotastrology.com/] | Kate Kettelkamp [https://www.kronosastrology.com/] Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/inkblotastrology] Newsletters: Inkblot [https://www.inkblotastrology.com/] | Kronos [https://www.kronosastrology.com/] Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology [https://www.instagram.com/divebarastrology] | @inkblot_astro [https://www.instagram.com/inkblot_astro] | @kronosastrology [https://www.instagram.com/kronosastrology] Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology [https://www.tiktok.com/@divebarastrology] | @inkblotastrology [https://www.tiktok.com/@inkblotastrology] | @kronosastrology [https://www.tiktok.com/@kronosastrology]

Sleeper Celestials

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover more Aries Season, Venus in Taurus, Venus square Pluto, the War in Iran, Timothée Chalamet's opera and ballet hate, JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette's Love Story, and new Epstein files and theories. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott [https://www.inkblotastrology.com/] | Kate Kettelkamp [https://www.kronosastrology.com/] Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/inkblotastrology] Newsletters: Inkblot [https://www.inkblotastrology.com/] | Kronos [https://www.kronosastrology.com/] Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology [https://www.instagram.com/divebarastrology] | @inkblot_astro [https://www.instagram.com/inkblot_astro] | @kronosastrology [https://www.instagram.com/kronosastrology] Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology [https://www.tiktok.com/@divebarastrology] | @inkblotastrology [https://www.tiktok.com/@inkblotastrology] | @kronosastrology [https://www.tiktok.com/@kronosastrology]

El Mercury Retrograde

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover Aries Season, Mercury Retrograde, Kurt Cobain's new forensic analysis, more Epstein file updates, El Mencho's death, the U.S. Olympic ice hockey teams, Kylie Jenner's lip filler speculation, Hilary Duff's new album, and the celebrity GoFundMe drama. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott [https://www.inkblotastrology.com/] | Kate Kettelkamp [https://www.kronosastrology.com/] Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/inkblotastrology] Newsletters: Inkblot [https://www.inkblotastrology.com/] | Kronos [https://www.kronosastrology.com/] Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology [https://www.instagram.com/divebarastrology] | @inkblot_astro [https://www.instagram.com/inkblot_astro] | @kronosastrology [https://www.instagram.com/kronosastrology] Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology [https://www.tiktok.com/@divebarastrology] | @inkblotastrology [https://www.tiktok.com/@inkblotastrology] | @kronosastrology [https://www.tiktok.com/@kronosastrology]