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Robbing a Bank in a Gorilla Suit + National Cheese Day!

On Day 177 of unemployment, KB sits down with 30-year friend and road comic legend Dobie Maxwell — author of Monkey in the Middle — to walk through one of the most jaw-dropping true crime stories you'll ever hear: Dobie's childhood best friend Timbo worked his way up to head of security at a Milwaukee bank, got fired to save money, warned his boss someone would rob the place, and then went ahead and robbed it himself. Then robbed it again — this time in a tuxedo and a gorilla mask. All while an oblivious Dobie Maxwell stood directly across the street watching. What follows is a story that includes the FBI, a car chase, a Mustang flipping on Capitol Drive, a grand jury, a wire worn at a George Webb diner, a police lineup at the Pfister Hotel, and the single most uncomfortable road trip in Milwaukee history — three guys crossing I-80 in a rental car with $105,000 in stolen bank money stuffed in a gym bag next to the dirty laundry. * [00:00] – Day 177: Liberation Is Coming & What's Next for This Channel * [04:10] – National Cheese Day: KB's Top 5 and the Wisconsin Cheese Debate * [07:00] – Taylor Swift's Housewife Era & The World Cup Nobody Is Talking About * [12:00] – Chicago Bears Are Moving to Indiana: Illinois Did This to Itself * [15:30] – The Sherpa Who Survived Six Days Alone at 25,000 Feet * [18:00] – Madden 27 Cover: Caleb Williams and the Curse Conversation * [24:50] – Meet Dobie Maxwell: Road Comic, Author & Accidental Bank Getaway Driver * [32:00] – The First Robbery: How Timbo Robbed His Old Job and Drove to Vegas * [44:00] – The Gorilla Suit Job: Dobie Watched the Second Robbery From Across the Street * [55:00] – The Wire at George Webb: How the FBI Brought Timbo Down * [1:14:00] – The Trial, the Verdict & Why Dobie Never Heard From Timbo Again

Rotisserie Chickens, Micro-Looting and the Unabomber

Shoplifting has a new name, the Unabomber saw this coming, and KB just hit Day 175 of unemployment — and he's living his best life. Welcome to Episode 1 of KB's Unemployed Show — the unfiltered, sharp-tongued commentary podcast covering news, pop culture, sports, and the slow collapse of common sense. Former sports radio host KB (iHeartMedia, Milwaukee's The Game) is done biting his tongue and done taking orders, and this debut episode is proof that getting fired was the best thing that ever happened to your podcast feed. This episode covers: 🍗 National Rotisserie Chicken Day — The truth about grocery store rotisserie chicken, the Costco vs. everyone debate, and the one hack that will save your fingers and your dignity when you pick the carcass 🏒 Stanley Cup Finals — Carolina vs. Vegas, why late-night West Coast overtime hockey is the greatest thing in sports, and why hockey players make NBA stars look soft ⚾ Milwaukee Brewers Commentary — How this team scored 14 runs without a single home run, why small ball beats the long ball, and what the Red Sox gave away when they traded Caleb Durbin 🍺 The Abbey Bar Closes After 52 Years — A eulogy for a legendary college dive bar at St. Norbert College, complete with stories about a doppelganger, a midget named Tony, Packer rookies on New Year's Eve, and a commencement speech written on a bar napkin on a dare 🧠 Parents Gaming the SAT — How families are spending up to $10,000 on neuropsychological assessments to fraudulently qualify their kids for extended testing time, and why it backfires in the real world 🚨 Microluting: The Most Dangerous Word You Haven't Heard Yet — A New York Times podcast host coined this term to normalize shoplifting from corporations. KB traces the ideology all the way back to a Harvard math professor's 1995 manifesto — the Unabomber. This one will blow your mind. 🎵 Musical Teaser — Stick around to the end for an exclusive musical preview from KB KB's Unemployed Show drops weekly with no script, no corporate filter, and no apologies. If you're tired of sanitized takes and talking-head podcasts, this is your show. 🔔 Follow on Apple Podcasts so you never miss an episode. ⭐ Leave a 5-star review — it helps the show grow and it drives KB's former bosses absolutely crazy. 💬 Find KB on YouTube and social media to continue the conversation.

Melania vs Kimmel, Drug Mule Monks & Measels

Melania vs Kimmel. The war of the words we didn't know we needed. KB pulls no punches in this week's episode, delivering the kind of honest, unfiltered commentary that late night TV is too scared to air. This week, KB breaks down: * 🎤 Kimmel vs. Melania — Why calling someone an "expected widow" isn't a joke, it's just mean. KB explains exactly where political satire ends and bitter ranting begins — from the perspective of an actual comic. * 🏛️ White House Correspondents' Dinner Shooting Reaction — The conspiracy theories, the media's bizarre refusal to state the obvious, and why Twitter is proof that society is circling the drain. * 😷 The Measles Panic — KB had them. The Brady Bunch had them. Nobody died. Calm down. * 🧘 22 Buddhist Monks Arrested With 250 LBS of Weed — Orange robes. False suitcase walls. Pure chaos. * 👟 Barefoot Boston Marathon Runner — A guy ran 26.2 miles with no shoes and no training. KB has thoughts. * 🌭 Wisconsin State Fair Sporkies 2026 — New food combinations that have absolutely no business existing, plus KB's all-time State Fair go-to order. * ⛳ KB Life Coach — A dad wants to skip his daughter's 2nd birthday to play in a golf tournament. KB delivers the verdict. Chapters 00:00 Introduction to KB's Unemployed Show 01:32 Reflections on Unemployment and Future Plans 02:36 Celebrating National Days and Personal Anecdotes 04:57 Media and Public Perception of Viruses 09:27 The White House Correspondents' Dinner Discussion 16:28 Political Rhetoric and Human Decency 19:13 Critique of Modern Comedy and Satire 28:28 Exploring State Fair Food Innovations 30:09 Crawfish and Cajun Cuisine 33:47 Innovative Food Trends 39:57 State Fair Favorites 44:20 Childhood Memories and Food Choices 52:42 KB Life Coach: Parenting Decisions KB's Unemployed Show is the no-filter, comedy-first news commentary show for people who are tired of being told what to think. Funny, opinionated, and always real.

Dildo Cornhole and my 4th Flooded Basement

This week's episode is a masterclass in human stupidity, and we are HERE for it. We dig deep into the dildo-throwing protest movement — not just the headlines, but the origins, the strategy (if you can call it that), and what it says about a society that has completely lost the plot. Spoiler: it says a lot. Then we pivot to a guy who thought the best way to beat Spirit Airlines was to duct-tape raw meat to his torso. Was he wrong? Was he a genius? We'll let you decide. (He was wrong.) But first — KB survived a 300-year flood. Again. For the fourth time. With a broken garage door spring, a locked-in car, and a Home Depot rental line that tested his morality. Did he give up the last carpet fan to his neighbor? Absolutely not. Was he an ass? He doesn't think so. You might disagree. This is the news commentary show that doesn't apologize for laughing at the dumb things people do — because someone has to. Real stories, zero filter, maximum sarcasm, and the kind of takes your favorite radio host would drop if they had nothing left to lose. New episode every week. Hit Follow and never miss a moment of the unemployed chaos

PGA Pro Mark Wilson + The Mom Who Put an End to New Math

PGA Tour winner Mark Wilson goes inside Augusta National to reveal what the Masters course is REALLY like — and KB drops one of his funniest Life Coach segments yet on a disastrous $220 date gone wrong. On Day 120 of KB's unemployment journey, this Masters Week special delivers an exclusive sit-down with five-time PGA Tour champion and SiriusXM golf analyst Mark Wilson, who breaks down Augusta National's notorious greens, the elevation surprises, Magnolia Lane emotions, and whether Scottie Scheffler is truly the Tiger Woods of this era. KB kicks things off with a hilarious tribute to the lost glory of metal spikes on asphalt — a nostalgia trip every golfer over 40 will feel in their soul. Then it's National Zoo Day, which somehow leads to an absolutely brilliant bit about why you can never lose an Amish kid at the Milwaukee County Zoo. Trust us, it tracks. Then KB goes full Life Coach mode on a TikToker named Squash whose date ordered $220 surf and turf with caviar, ate exactly three bites, pushed the plate away, and then lost her mind when he asked for a box. KB's verdict? Cheap at twice the price. Back to golf — Mark Wilson debates LIV vs. PGA Tour, the rise of the TGL indoor golf league, the greatest shots in Masters history (Bubba Watson's hook gets the nod), and who he's picking to slip on the green jacket this year: Xander Schauffele. KB closes with a bombshell: he just landed his dream retirement job as a starter at Erin Hills — home of five USGA championships. Not bad for an unemployed guy. Subscribe, leave a review, and make good choices. 0:00 – 🎙️ Welcome to Day 120 of Unemployment 2:30 – ⛳ Watching the 1986 Masters & The Glory of Metal Spikes 7:30 – 🦒 National Zoo Day: The Amish Kid You Can Never Lose 13:30 – 📰 NEWS: Aubrey Plaza Is Pregnant (15 Months After Tragedy) 15:00 – 🏀 Shaq's "Dunk Man" League — Will It Save the Dunk Contest? 16:30 – ⏰ The 33-Hour Work Week Study (Fridays Are Useless) 19:00 – 🚪 Sundays Should Be Sacred — Bring Back "Going Visiting" 21:00 – 🍺 Gen Z Is Invading Dive Bars & I'm Furious 23:00 – 💔 KB LIFE COACH: The $220 Surf & Turf Date Disaster 25:07 – 🎤 INTERVIEW: Mark Wilson — 5-Time PGA Tour Winner 26:10 – 👨‍👦 Coaching Your Kids in Golf: Do They Actually Listen? 28:10 – 😤 Is Golf the Most Disappointing Sport on the Planet? 30:05 – 🧀 Winning the Phoenix Open While Wearing a Cheese Head 34:09 – 🌳 Driving Down Magnolia Lane: First Masters Experience 37:01 – 🧠 Augusta Strategy: Is It a Feel Course or a Math Course? 39:46 – 😲 The One Thing About Augusta That Shocks Every Pro 40:51 – 🏔️ Augusta's Insane Elevation Changes (Nobody Talks About This) 41:48 – 📋 How Mark Wilson Played Augusta Hole by Hole 44:05 – ⚔️ LIV Golf: Was It Good or Terrible for the PGA Tour? 46:22 – 👑 Is Scottie Scheffler the Tiger Woods of This Era? 49:16 – 📺 TGL Indoor Golf League: Why Is Simulator Golf So Hot Right Now? 51:10 – 😂 On-Tour Personalities & the Art of the Trash Talk 53:04 – 🔄 The Painful Gap Between PGA Tour and Senior Tour 55:50 – 💥 Young Bombers Who Made Pros Say "What Just Happened?" 57:46 – 🏆 Greatest Shot in Masters History: Nicklaus, Tiger, or Bubba? 59:08 – 🤝 The Night KB's Wife Walked Up to Bubba Watson 1:01:27 – 🌟 KB Lands His DREAM JOB as Starter at Erin Hills 1:02:47 – 🔮 Masters 2026 Prediction: Mark Wilson Picks Xander Schauffele 1:04:43 – 👋 Outro: "Make Good Choices"