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f**k ass bob discourse

beefs spills on a veryy special trip to the doctors office, depeche load has a lot to say about susan boyle’s bob and we revel in the first ever pod cig (hopecore) happy park pod x

gooning to rock music ???

this week we chat: gooning, kier starmer, james charles, and charli xcx's rock music... plus whatever else we felt like MWUAH x love u all xoxo depeche load and beef stroganoff ps. sorry i fkd up the audio and didn’t record dl’s mic… so it sounds a little chopped love beef <3

agony UNCS, lena dunham and run club terror

Depeche Load and Beef Stroganoff, east Londons most iconic meme admin/bottom duo, are riding a high off having possibly the biggest (widest) fave revel ever. This week chatting: being adored by reply guys and Green Party canvassers alike, if girls needs a non-binary reboot, and why runners should just give it up already. PLUS your agony unc’s are handing out some objectively bad advice. enjoy x

TRADE REVEAL?!!

Is it the trade reveal of the century? depeche load and beef stroganoff are posting face on main cause we felt a little fierce… chatting all the wide load classics - clocking non binary tea, making sweeping generalisations about people’s sexuality and promoting fat supremacy, and no supermarket, MAFs star or gaycels are safe. the masks have been unceremoniously thrown in the bin never to be seen again, enjoy x follow wide load on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/wide__load/], ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tiktok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@wide.load.pod] & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://x.com/wide__loadpod] if you live for the pod you can ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tip wide woad⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://ko-fi.com/wideload⁠] x

an*l is performance art w/ polari labs

wide load welcomes Polari Labs, the divas behind the ball catching every bottom’s attention on social media. Henry Blest (bottom), and Anna Vybornova (top), join DL and Beef for an education in all things anal. The duo some are calling the oppenheimer of anal are here to bring queer science to the forefront no straight men’s butts will be left untouched if they succeed. We chat microbial loads, russian bears (hello), f*sters, poop, and of course, the a-ball follow wide load on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/wide__load/], ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tiktok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@wide.load.pod] & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://x.com/wide__loadpod] suppor the Polari Labs Kickstarter [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1776521915/polari-labs-a-ball] if you live for the pod you can ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tip wide woad⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://ko-fi.com/wideload⁠] x