2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

SPONSORS: * This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS [https://betterhelp.com/BEARS] and get on your way to being your best self. * Visit https://zbiotics.com/BEARS [https://zbiotics.com/BEARS] with promo code BEARS. * Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears [https://dkng.co/bears] or through my promo code BEARS. Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Bert Kreischer is out of commission after hosting last week's episode and sitting in for him is guest bear Ron White! The bears talk about how Ron's not so serious retirement is going, his golf game, competing with old men at sports, Eddie Izzard's marathoning, the Olympics, Rogan's recent live Netflix special and more! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 252 https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com/] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

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