005: They Will Kill You | Turns out they don't...

006: undertone | A new favourite horror movie?!

WARNING: SPOILERS (AND DARK HUMOUR) AHEAD. Welcome back to 2GMIAC! In this episode we review Undertone, which achieved something rarely seen in horror... IT ACTUALLY SCARED US! Instead of relying on the usual jump scares and clichés, it keeps things tense, uncomfortable, and genuinely unsettling in a way that had us properly on edge. What starts as a rare positive review turns into us diving through some questionable IMDB takes, identifying a potential nemesis reviewer, and going on the usual off-topic tangents (including a brief detour into Naked Attraction for some reason). It's also Matt's birthday. This podcast is satirical and created for entertainment purposes only. Any dark or controversial topics are discussed hypothetically and as part of a comedic act. Nothing said should be taken as factual, instructional, or reflective of real views or intent. Listener discretion is advised.

005: They Will Kill You | Turns out they don't...

WARNING: SPOILERS (AND DARK HUMOUR) AHEAD. Welcome back to 2GMIAC! In this episode we review They Will Kill You, which - despite the title - doesn’t quite live up to its promise. What starts as a straightforward review quickly turns into us questioning the film’s logic, Matt revealing some very questionable areas of expertise, and a series of conversations that drift into topics we probably shouldn’t be so confident talking about. We also spend a fair amount of time discussing how much we didn’t enjoy the film, before eventually circling back to give our final thoughts. This podcast is satirical and created for entertainment purposes only. Any dark or controversial topics are discussed hypothetically and as part of a comedic act. Nothing said should be taken as factual, instructional, or reflective of real views or intent. Listener discretion is advised.

004: 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple | Cocks, Fingers and Zombies

WARNING: SPOILERS (AND DARK HUMOUR) AHEAD. Welcome back to 2GMIAC! In this episode we review 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, which kicks off with an unexpected amount of nudity before we eventually get around to discussing the film itself. Along the way we spiral into how we’d survive a zombie apocalypse, what a properly defended farm should look like, and some very questionable escape plans involving boats, balloons and poor decision making. Eventually we circle back to the movie and give our thoughts on the latest entry in the series. This podcast is satirical and created for entertainment purposes only. Any dark or controversial topics are discussed hypothetically and as part of a comedic act. Nothing said should be taken as factual, instructional, or reflective of real views or intent. Listener discretion is advised.

003: Cold Storage | Stranger Things meets The Last of Us (but more boring)

WARNING: SPOILERS (AND DARK HUMOUR) AHEAD. Welcome back to 2GMIAC! In this episode we review Cold Storage (2026), which we found to be a strange mix of Stranger Things and The Last of Us… just with a lot less happening. What starts as a fairly straightforward review quickly spirals into a deeply concerning conversation about Matt’s doctor visits and whether he might have been unintentionally groomed, before we eventually regain focus and end things with a quick recap of the Stranger Things series. This podcast is satirical and created for entertainment purposes only. Any dark or controversial topics are discussed hypothetically and as part of a comedic act. Nothing said should be taken as factual, instructional, or reflective of real views or intent. Listener discretion is advised.

002: Send Help | Survival scenarios, trust issues, and bad ideas

WARNING: SPOILERS (AND DARK HUMOUR) AHEAD. Welcome back to 2GMIAC! In this episode we review Send Help (2026), and quickly spiral into some… interesting topics. Alongside the film, we somehow end up discussing ageing-related medical issues, plane crash survival, and what would really happen if we were stranded on an island together - a conversation that gets uncomfortable far quicker than it should. As always, it’s satirical, unfiltered, and very much off the rails. This podcast is satirical and created for entertainment purposes only. Any dark or controversial topics are discussed hypothetically and as part of a comedic act. Nothing said should be taken as factual, instructional, or reflective of real views or intent. Listener discretion is advised.