My Brain Has 47 Tabs Open — Let’s Talk Apps

Clickbait: International Masturbation Month

Clickbait: National Masturbation Month * A kink‑friendly, neurodivergent chat about consent, sexuality, and all the habits people pretend they don’t have * Those disrespectful online ads * P0rnhub (page 50) Lil’ Boom my Mom loves you * “Do you even stretch your balls, bro?” * “CBT games” (not cognitive behavioral therapy) * Frankie’s Album recommendation: Ode to Others - by Scott Matthew * Pawket’s Song Recommendation: Fool’s Gold by Amy Winehouse * Wondering who on earth is listening to this: If it’s you, email 2pups1podcast@gmail.com

My Brain Has 47 Tabs Open — Let’s Talk Apps

In this delightfully chaotic episode, Pup Frankie and Hawt Pawket dive snout‑first into the overstimulating world of modern communication. From the endless pings of texting apps to the emotional rollercoaster of voice memos, the pups unpack how two neurodivergent brains navigate digital connection without short‑circuiting. Recorded on 4/19, we explore: * Why texting can feel like both a lifeline and a trap * Voice memos * How ads on certain platforms seem personally determined to ruin the vibe * The eternal struggle of wanting to stay connected And in true Frankie fashion, the episode ends abruptly when he stubs his big toe and rage‑quits the recording. My toe is ok ✅ Got thoughts, questions, or your own communication quirks to share? We’d love to hear from you at 2pups1podcast@gmail.com Oh — and heads up, pups: we’re coming to San Francisco in June. Can’t wait to wag with you soon.

Winter Hiatus

Pup Frankie and Hawt Pawket discuss taking winter break from the podcast and a possible return for season 2. In this episode we share tips for preventing burnout from a neurodivergent lens. Frankie also delivers a mini rant about Square Space. Easy to sign up, difficult to cancel. Buyer beware- don’t take my word for it, see what others on Reddit have to say about their “customer service.”

Looner Pups: Balloon Fetish Part II, The Looner Meter

This episode we talk about the “Looner Meter”! Shout out to Malachite on Bluesky [https://bsky.app/profile/malachite.bsky.social/post/3lkkfc5hdj22n] who has posted the original so you can fill yours out too. Subscribe to Hawt Pawket’s Making a Looner YouTube Page [https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZdpNW9mRVTw8i2SAtPIWRXHSgVmiHbvV&si=kyQ0rd2P3AUKrh18] Get 5% off UK Looners [https://uklooners.co.uk] when you use the discount code Cortez Share your story with us at 2pups1podcast@gmail.com These are our opinions. We would love to hear yours, comments and ideas for conversation topics. Join in on the community discussion. Cheers #2pups1podcast #looner #loonerdudes #loonermeter #specialinterest #ultralooners #cattex #actuallyautistic

Rant: Grindr/Sniffies Deploys the AI Bots - Allegedly

Have you had your time wasted by Sniffies and Grindr Bots? If so, you may be entitled to compensation. Protect your energy kings. A rant with Pup Frankie and Hawt Pawket. Did this happen to you? Share your story with us at 2pups1podcast@gmail.com These are our opinions and we are expressing them while it’s still legal. We would love to hear yours, comments and ideas for conversation topics. Join in on the community discussion. Cheers #2pups1podcast #grindrbots #opinionpiece #maleloneliness #queerai #algorithmcomplacency #actuallyautistic