Anti-Crush Manifesto: Girl Code On Trial

Fast Burn Fantasy, Slow Burn Reality

Book boyfriends make grand gestures by chapter two, but in real life? We’re still waiting for a text with a plan. This week, Elisa and I pour a glass of port and unpack the fine line between slow burn and stalled storyline. From romance novel fantasies to real-life dating red flags, we’re breaking down what “patience” really looks like—and when to finally stop waiting for “soon.” 🎧 Sip with us, spiral with us, and decant the delulu.

Delulu Math 101

Welcome to Delulu Math 101—where mimosas flow, logic disappears, and the girlies start crunching numbers that make zero sense but feel so right. 🥂✨ Views = love, 3 likes = wedding planning, “K” = meltdown… and if he Venmos you for coffee? That’s a soul tie. ☕💘 Join us at the brunch table for chaotic equations, spirals, and self-aware delusion. Because who needs real math when you’ve got brunch logic?

Tears, Tantrums, & Testosterone

Men love to say women are too emotional… but who’s really crying, sulking, and throwing tantrums? In this episode of A Little Bit Delulu, we’re breaking down the receipts. From fragile egos to full-blown meltdowns, we expose how testosterone and tantrums go hand in hand. Spoiler: women aren’t the dramatic ones here.

Fat, Delulu, and Figuring It Out

They taught us fat equals lazy, unlovable, less-than. And sometimes, we started to believe it. This week, we unpack internalized fatphobia — how it sneaks into our dating lives, friendships, and self-worth — and how to rewrite the script. Because existing loudly in your body? That's the real delulu.

Anti-Crush Manifesto: Girl Code On Trial

It’s time to put crush culture on the stand. From secret crushes to girl code betrayals, we’re cross-examining the rules, the receipts, and the chaos. Is girl code sacred… or just situational? Grab your cafecito, porque this verdict is messy.