The Valentine's Day Fire Drill Spectacular!

The Ukraine Crisis Horoscope Special

Joe Biden, Vladimir Putin, and P.J. O'Rourke walk into a bar. Suddenly, an alien comes and confiscates the world's nuclear weapons. Then Pete reads their horoscopes. Get it?

The Valentine's Day Fire Drill Spectacular!

Feel the love in this heartwarming episode featuring key tips to training animals and officer candidates!

The Global War on Terror Victory Celebration

Who's going to get sick of us winning next?

Pete Did Not Screw Bette White To Death

The title says it all, and yet, in this, the Shinn family's triumphant return, they still find so much else to say...

Nick Hates Expectations

The Shinn women are back, and all of a sudden Nick and Pete clean up their act. Plus, the family plans to murder Pete by King Cobra!