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Cattle Mutilators: Thanks For the Trauma, Wishbone

1 h 1 min · 11. juni 2025
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Somebody somewhere wants their anus eaten by phantom dogs. Is it you? Are you doing ok? We're not here to shame you, we just want you to feel supported. 3:27 - The ironically named horse 9:10 - Why it probably isn’t predators 13:00 - The three main possibilities 14:13 - The government theory 19:08 - The cult theory 20:21 - Fertility cults 24:37 - 10s only 25:16 - Chris can’t stop thinking about skin walkers 26:53 - Ok so what the hell IS it 27:49 - Everyone should be watching The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch 34:06 - Phantoms from another dimension? (we are both mentally stable employed adults) 38:07  - What’s the deal with night? 39:43 - Define “phantom” 42:58 - Alpaca attack 45:29 - They’re watching 49:06 - Oral traditions and surviving species 50:02 - Combing local news 53:36 - Final questions

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episode Cattle Mutilators: Thanks For the Trauma, Wishbone artwork

Cattle Mutilators: Thanks For the Trauma, Wishbone

Somebody somewhere wants their anus eaten by phantom dogs. Is it you? Are you doing ok? We're not here to shame you, we just want you to feel supported. 3:27 - The ironically named horse 9:10 - Why it probably isn’t predators 13:00 - The three main possibilities 14:13 - The government theory 19:08 - The cult theory 20:21 - Fertility cults 24:37 - 10s only 25:16 - Chris can’t stop thinking about skin walkers 26:53 - Ok so what the hell IS it 27:49 - Everyone should be watching The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch 34:06 - Phantoms from another dimension? (we are both mentally stable employed adults) 38:07  - What’s the deal with night? 39:43 - Define “phantom” 42:58 - Alpaca attack 45:29 - They’re watching 49:06 - Oral traditions and surviving species 50:02 - Combing local news 53:36 - Final questions

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It's going to sound silly the first time we say it, and possibly the second and third times, but stick with us and you might start to agree. 0:42 - The Fouke Monster  3:52 - Sources 4:39 - A sloth? 6:50 - Fouke, Arkansas 13:20 - Haunting cries and red eyes 17:05 - The attack 25:04 - A carnivorous sloth?? 27:24 - Spirited panther debate 31:06 - Ozark Howler 33:39 - Skinwalkers 37:46 - The Legend of Boggy Creek 49:52 - The footprints 53:16 - Subsequent encounters 1:02:19 - Final questions Texarkana Gazette story on the attack: https://web.archive.org/web/20030803215531/http://texarkanagazette.com/articles/2001/06/24/export15709.txt Monster Mart in Fouke: https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g31598-d2716317-Reviews-Monster_Mart-Fouke_Arkansas.html Fouke Monster Sightings: http://www.foukemonster.net/sightings.htm The Fouke Monster song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj8DppWLBpQ&ab_channel=MarkScalise

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