Nosy Neighbors, Oppression Olympics & Farting in Class

Carrier Pigeons, The Roman Empire & The Schmeckle Economy

In this episode of Barely Coherent with Ian Jones, we’re diving headfirst into the most important question of our time—how often do I think about the Roman Empire? Spoiler: More than I should. But that’s not all. I also go off on the art of drinking (responsibly… or not), the questionable choices that come with it, and whether I might actually be seeing life in 4K while everyone else is stuck in 720p. Is it clarity, or just a symptom of bad decisions? Who knows. Throw in some absurd tangents, a few hot takes, and the usual dose of unfiltered chaos, and you’ve got yourself one hell of an episode. Hit play for rants, revelations, and whatever this podcast is supposed to be. Don’t forget to subscribe and let me know what I should spiral about next! Got a topic idea? Head to my website and submit it through the form. Link below. Submission Form [https://www.isjdesigns.com/barelycoherent] My Website [https://www.isjdesigns.com] My Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/iansjones/]

Nosy Neighbors, Oppression Olympics & Farting in Class

In this episode of Barely Coherent with Ian Jones, I’m tackling the real issues—like why some neighbors have nothing better to do than complain about absolute nonsense. Are they bored? Do they moonlight as professional Karens? Who knows. Oh, and apparently, I’ve been labeled a pervert for (checks notes) taking photos with my Sony in public. It’s unfiltered, it’s ridiculous, and it’s exactly what you signed up for. Hit play and let’s get into it. Got a topic you want me to rant about? Submit it at www.isjdesigns.com/barelycoherent [www.isjdesigns.com/barelycoherent].

Segways & Whisker Biscuits

In this episode of Barely Coherent with Ian Jones, we’re diving headfirst into the frustrations with Instagram as I bitch heavily about their endless confusion and inability to figure stuff out. There are bigger issues to handle than deciding what shade of blue the follow-back button should be. Seriously, Instagram—pick your battles. I also go off on the Meta design team, who probably ride Segways and One Wheels to their meetings, rocking safari hats and pinching their fingers in three-ring binders, instead of focusing on what really matters. Plus, we’re talking about creator support (or lack thereof), the OnlyFans epidemic with these 'Gimme Goblins,' and how they can show their bare Whisker Biscuits all day long with no issue. Throw in some rich housewives and color palettes, and you’ve got yourself one hell of an episode. Hit play for hot takes, random hilarity, and unapologetic truth bombs. Don’t forget to subscribe and let me know what you want me to rant about next! Got a topic you want me to hit? Head to my website and submit your ideas through the form. Link below. ⁠Submission Form⁠ [https://www.isjdesigns.com/barelycoherent] ⁠My Website⁠ [https://www.isjdesigns.com/] ⁠My Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/iansjones/]

Inspiration, Self-Doubt, and Sexy Emojis

In this episode, I get retrospective and tackle some listener questions: What inspires me to keep going? How do I handle self-doubt? What does success look like to me, and when is it time to throw in the towel? I also dive into the crazy news interviews, and, yes, question why the lip emoji has to be that sexy. It’s a mix of personal stories, practical advice, and my unfiltered thoughts. What else did you expect? Got a topic you want me to hit? Head to my website and submit your ideas through the form. Link below. ⁠Submission Form [https://www.isjdesigns.com/barelycoherent] My Website [https://www.isjdesigns.com/] My Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/iansjones/]

New Year, No Ducks and Clean Underwear

Welcome to the very first episode of Barely Coherent with me, Ian Jones. In this chaotic kickoff, I dive into why New Year’s resolutions are overrated, rant about the ridiculousness of Jeep ducks, explain why my mom insists on clean underwear, and take a jab at Cybertrucks, calling them the new Y2K. As I mentioned in this episode, if you would like to submit a question or a topic you would like me to discuss make sure to submit it on my website. You can find the link below. ⁠⁠Submission Form⁠ [https://www.isjdesigns.com/barelycoherent] ⁠My Website⁠ [https://www.isjdesigns.com] ⁠My Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/iansjones/]