Episode 440 ★ Jobs Against the Babies
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Intro/Outro: Mark Tyner - Dream Theory [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7IzqYQZweU]
FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever got a coupon.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a friend get locked up.
TOP THREE 33
33 rip current rescues in North Carolina on Memorial Day weekend [https://myfox8.com/news/north-carolina/33-rip-current-rescues-in-north-carolina-on-memorial-day-weekend/] (WGHP)
Iran lets 33 vessels pass through the Strait of Hormuz [https://safety4sea.com/iran-lets-33-vessels-pass-through-the-strait-of-hormuz/] (safety4sea)
Amazon to invest over $33 billion in cloud, AI infrastructure in Southeast Asia [https://vir.com.vn/amazon-to-invest-over-33-billion-in-cloud-and-ai-infrastructure-in-southeast-asia-153582.html] (Vietnam Investment Report)
Kyle Busch's race car, No. 33, unloaded at track in silence 2 days after his sudden death at 41 [https://people.com/kyle-busch-car-changed-to-no-33-unloaded-at-track-2-days-after-his-death-11982960] (People)
Investigators seize 33 pounds of suspected meth in High Point, NC drug bust, 3 arrested [https://www.wfmynews2.com/article/news/crime/investigators-seize-33-pounds-meth-high-point-drug-bust-3-people-arrested/83-87da7655-a99a-460b-b472-f0db3919a8c2](WFMY News)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Department of Transportation backs "witnessed" urine drug testing for truck drivers [https://filtermag.org/dot-truck-drivers-drug-testing/](Filter Mag)
DEA took enforcement action against unlicensed dispensaries in NY [https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndny/pr/collaboration-between-federal-and-local-law-enforcement-leads-seizures-drugs-guns-and] (DOJ)
Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy has omnibus criminal justice bill on his desk featuring an expungement provision [https://www.akleg.gov/Basis/Bill/Detail/34?Root=HB%20239](AK Legislation)
Colorado regulators are being sued by cultivator claiming they owe millions in tax refunds [https://archive.is/X8u48] (Denver Gazette / archived)
Delaware Gov. Matt Meyer signed bill allowing terminally ill patients to use pot in hospitals [https://legis.delaware.gov/BillDetail?LegislationId=142779] (DE Legislation)
Indiana Supreme Court suspends judge without pay for 60 days for edibles [https://public.courts.in.gov/Decisions/api/Document/Opinion?Id=74cLKjasF5OkEPW0Lpk-blZ6dfq653cvV6k8wePVgvHgOlJrMJLG5scxHOBvsKHQ0] (IN Courts)
Louisiana lawmakers sent Gov. Jeff Landry a bill to allow patients with terminal, irreersible conditions to use pot in hospitals [https://www.legis.la.gov/legis/BillInfo.aspx?s=26rs&b=SB270&sbi=y] (LA Legislature)
Michigan sheriff blasts outside investigation into roach discovered in department vehicle [https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/washtenaw-county-sheriff-blasts-probe-alleged-discovery-marijuana-her-vehicle] (FOX)
Montana State Rep. Jade Sooktis please not guilty to charge of aggravated driving under the influence [https://dailymontanan.com/2026/05/20/democratic-state-lawmaker-charged-with-aggravated-dui/] (Daily Montanan)
Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger vetoes legalization legislation [https://lis.virginia.gov/bill-details/20261/SB542] (VA.gov)
METAL MOMENT (ON HIATUS)
Follow along with RevCyberTrucker's shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Ex-Parte (proposed) order for alternative service [https://chrome-extension://efaidnbmnnnibpcajpcglclefindmkaj/https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewDocument?docIndex=xOYmAqJwEquz_PLUS_feeyVKrlQ==] (Supreme Court of NYC) via SuiGenerisJohn [https://nostrudel.ninja/n/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqead4r35g5evh7p0peczguhzf3ufdc8pe93rt6kt42jtsctq2gt3qqs8lepc0qpawsvneqgzxm4z333fxdw4s2kkahm0wr4uavefs95x3uqy9pn2e] note [https://nostrudel.ninja/n/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqead4r35g5evh7p0peczguhzf3ufdc8pe93rt6kt42jtsctq2gt3qqs8lepc0qpawsvneqgzxm4z333fxdw4s2kkahm0wr4uavefs95x3uqy9pn2e]
Strategy touts misleading Bitcoin per share gain [https://www.investors.com/news/mstr-stock-strategy-bitcoin-per-share-metric-debt-buyback/] (Investors)
Holyoke, MA police prevent Bitcoin scam, warn of cryptocurrency fraud [https://www.wwlp.com/news/fraud-awareness/holyoke-police-prevent-bitcoin-scam-warn-of-cryptocurrency-fraud/] (WWLP)
Someone just destroyed $8.2 million in Bitcoin -- why? [https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/crypto/articles/someone-just-destroyed-8-2-211934440.html] (Yahoo! Finance)
Bitcoin burn address receives 107 BTC in five transactions [https://www.binance.com/en/square/post/05-26-2026-bitcoin-burn-address-receives-107-btc-in-five-transactions-327303595764578] (Binance)
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING
Rome's 'sexy priest' calendar star never set foot in a seminary [https://apnews.com/article/italy-priest-calendar-sexy-da7664b2b2afbf2ec402c58a817fc46b] (The Associated Press)
Charges dismissed for Florida woman without right hand cited for holding phone while driving [https://cbs12.com/news/local/florida-news-viral-tiktok-charges-dismissed-for-woman-without-right-hand-cited-for-holding-phone-while-driving-south-florida-texting-while-driving-wireless-communication-device](CBS)
Hobbyists find biggest Viking coin hoard in Norway's history [https://www.foxnews.com/travel/treasure-hunters-find-biggest-viking-coin-hoard-countrys-history-without-parallel](FOX)
British man becomes world's oldest wing walker at 98 [https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/26/Guinness-World-Records-oldest-wing-walker/8571779813637/] (UPI)
Nude New Jersey man arrested in Florida for nude trespassing at oceanfront condos [https://cbs12.com/news/local/nude-trespasser-arrested-at-palm-beach-oceanfront-condos-after-bizarre-pool-incident-palm-beach-palm-beach-police-breakers-row-naked-man-nude-trespasser-luxury-condo-condo-pool-oceanfront-condos-james-e-gervasio-crack-cocaine-drugs] (CBS News)
Florida senior arrested on five charges after flashing neighbors [https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/05/22/lipstick-thong-wearing-hollywood-senior-says-he-has-right-to-flash-exasperated-neighbors-cops/](Local 10)
Chinese authorities destroy villager's 10-story home [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/22/china-officials-destroy-ramshackle-10-storey-studio-ghibli-esque-home] (The Guardian)
Massachusetts police seek owner of large, creepy puppet turned over to the station [https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/27/Stoneham-Massachusetts-creepy-puppet/7051779883178/] (UPI)
Kansas dealership can't move sold truck after robin builds nest on tire [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngKpB1F7VTg] (KMBC)
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