Episode 5 - The Cat’s Pajamas

Episode 6 - Baby Fever

Ian and Jennifer assist with a home birth and, with their jobs in jeopardy, consider a lucrative offer to become surrogate parents.

Episode 5 - The Cat’s Pajamas

Ian and Jennifer get a cat and become even more obsessive than the baby-mad parents they so frequently mock.

Episode 4 - Child Labour

Ian finds himself competing with the work experience kid, while Jennifer pretends to have a foster child in order to reap the benefits at work.

Episode 3 - A Long Weekend

Ian and Jennifer are forced to look after three young children over a long and increasingly disastrous Anzac Day weekend.

Episode 2 - In the Vichysoisse

Ian and Jennifer become the public face of ‘child-hating’ after an incident with a screaming child at a restaurant propels them onto the front pages.