56: My Uncle Married My Dad’s Stalker

56: My Uncle Married My Dad’s Stalker

Chris is fully in his messy bag this week, diving into the absolute wildest family lore that callers have ever shared. From an uncle who marries his own brother’s stalker, to a jaw-dropping dad/grandma situation, to an aunt who turns a life insurance payout into a fresh BBL and OnlyFans career, the chaos does not let up. Things somehow get even more unhinged when a funeral turns into a full-on family fistfight at the gravesite. Grab a snack, clutch your pearls, and prepare to feel oddly grateful for your own family. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens [https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens]. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens [https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens]  Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-uncle-married-160630472 [https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-uncle-married-160630472] Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 [https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7] Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 [https://pod.link/1807678282] Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople [https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople] • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Executive Producers:  • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris [http://youtube.com/chris]) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com [http://justinbretter.com]) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious [https://instagram.com/thegogolicious]) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety [http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety])

55: Chris vs. Kelly Cutrone

This week on Chris vs. The People, PR/media maven and reality TV icon Kelly Cutrone sits down with Chris for a conversation that goes absolutely everywhere. From the ruthless business logic behind joining The Hills to ghost encounters in the Hudson Valley, cannabis focus groups, and a fiery defense of Tyra Banks, Kelly holds nothing back, including a direct shot at America’s Next Top Model host Jay Manuel. She breaks down what's really wrong with the new generation of fashion commentary, what it actually takes to survive this industry, and shares a rock bottom story that will surprise everyone. By the end, you'll understand why she's been the secret weapon for some of the biggest names in fashion and built the career she has. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens [https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens]  Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 [https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7] Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 [https://pod.link/1807678282] Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople [https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople] • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Executive Producers:  • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris [http://youtube.com/chris]) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com [http://justinbretter.com]) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious [https://instagram.com/thegogolicious]) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety [http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety])

54: I Got Scammed Out of $3,000 on a Cruise

Sun’s out, chaos out. Chris kicks off a summer themed episode with a caller whose spring break spirals into a cruise disaster, a fake-dog scam, and an infamous purple mermaid bikini. Next, a family trip to Thailand turns into multiple near-death moments involving parasailing gone wrong and a brutal sunburn saga. Finally, the last caller recounts a wild night out that escalates from rooftop pregame to a very memorable encounter at the club. Hit play for the juicy details, unfiltered laughs, and a few cautionary tales you’ll be quoting all week. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens [https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens]. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens [http://upwork.com/klemens] right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens [https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens]  Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-got-scammed-of-159292585 [https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-got-scammed-of-159292585] Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 [https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7] Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 [https://pod.link/1807678282] Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople [https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople] • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Executive Producers:  • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris [http://youtube.com/chris]) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com [http://justinbretter.com]) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious [https://instagram.com/thegogolicious]) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety [http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety])

53: We Brought Hermit Crabs to the Strip Club

In this week’s episode of Chris vs. The People, Chris dives into “crazy night out” territory with three wild tales you have to hear to believe. First, a freshman year flirtation goes up in literal flames when a bar candle meets long hair. Then, a friends turned foursome saga unfolds: mountains, gay erotica, and a trip that turns euphoric… and complicated. Finally, we meet the legend who smuggled hermit crabs into a strip club, caused a dancer stampede, and got escorted out in style. Buckle up because the chaos is cozy, the tea is hot, and the aftermaths are even better. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens [https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens]. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens [https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens]  Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/158688845 [https://www.patreon.com/posts/158688845] Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 [https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7] Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 [https://pod.link/1807678282] Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople [https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople] • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Executive Producers:  • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris [http://youtube.com/chris]) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com [http://justinbretter.com]) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious [https://instagram.com/thegogolicious]) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety [http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety])

52: I Accidentally Hit My Mom With a Car

This Mother's Day episode of Chris vs. The People is anything but your typical sentimental tribute, so buckle up. Callers share stories ranging from a Christmas discovery that blew up an entire family group chat, to a mom who kept a life-changing secret for 14 years, to a swinging lifestyle reveal that came with an unexpected paper drop on the couch. Things take a chaotic turn when one caller confesses to accidentally hitting her mom with a car and somehow, mom joins the call live to weigh in. It's messy, it's real, and it's the most Chris vs. The People Mother's Day episode imaginable. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens [https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens]. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens [http://upwork.com/klemens] right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/158065809?pr=true [https://www.patreon.com/posts/158065809?pr=true] Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 [https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7] Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 [https://pod.link/1807678282] Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople [https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople] • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Executive Producers:  • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris [http://youtube.com/chris]) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com [http://justinbretter.com]) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious [https://instagram.com/thegogolicious]) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety [http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety])