Mystical Hitmen

Night at the Cryptid Museum

We try to guess comments pertaining to cryptids. Alternate titles for this episode were The Ohio Files, Metal Orcas, Boujee Aliens, The Clown Prince of the Swamp and Good ol’ Trolls.

Swiss Army Animals

Today we look at comments pertaining to animals. Topics include whether you should kiss your pet hedgehog (no), if Dodos were tasty, and which animal can eat with both sides of its body. Nick has a New York Times subscription and Sam has Reddit.

The Endangered Species Restaurant

In our first zoological episode, we read comments about animals. Topics and tangents include: whether Joe Exotic would make a good pet, Elder Scrolls, Russians versus Floridians versus Hippos, cryptids, and prehensile penises.

Chupacabra Vitality Supplements

We sift through comments on movie trailers. Topics covered include a protracted discussion of You, Me and Dupree, Idiocracy coming true, Renfield, Ren Faires, and semi-forgotten Best Picture winners.

Mystical Hitmen

We're back doing movies. In this episode, we look at comments on new and old movie trailers. Topics include: unauthorized biopics, Gerard Butler, Tetris intrigue, and mid-2000s era comedies. Email: closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com