The First Listener to Photograph Us Sleeping Gets a Free iPad

The First Listener to Photograph Us Sleeping Gets a Free iPad

Taylor decides to fight back against San Diego's feckless and stupid Mayor Todd Gloria the only way she knows how: by publicly posting our home address and assuming people will be normal about it. Our public art project goes live, Taylor reveals some bits of her own, and Andrew goes toe-to-toe with psychotropic medication to see if he can get his ex-wife to cry on a podcast. If you are part of Bronwyn Newport's legal team, please direct all cease and desist letters to our Instagram (link in bio!) Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/cohabitforming] Purchase Taylor's Art [https://www.etsy.com/shop/TaylorMCastaneda]

The Bits and Themes Will Continue Until Morale Improves

Ladies, gentlemen, they-dies, and gentle-thems, one hand clapping against another makes a lovely sound for Andrew's Bits! A new segment has hit the podcast with only minimal casualties, and Taylor reveals just how pop culture pilled she really is. Gas crises and home improvement injuries aside, the two talk future, and what happens when the kids are all moved out. Spoiler alert: it's lots and lots of fistfighting. Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/cohabitforming] Purchase Taylor's Art [https://www.etsy.com/shop/TaylorMCastaneda]

Reliving Our Favorite Dildo-Free Family Memories

Taylor and Andrew left the screen door open and a bunch of nasty little critters got inside and plugged in a microphone! The kids make an appearance, show far too much willingness to discuss age-inappropriate matters, and for once the credible threats are saved for the only group more reviled than public figures: sweet innocent children whomst we love and are legally obligated to care for. Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/cohabitforming] Purchase Taylor's Art [https://www.etsy.com/shop/TaylorMCastaneda]

I Guess We Should Care About Our Children or Whatever

The only podcast brave enough to ask the question everybody else is too afraid to ask: did Andrew go to elementary school in a sitcom premise? The impacts of divorce on those small freeloading resource sponges we call "children," the benefits of radical transparency and setting expectations, and yet more credible threats against public figures. Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/cohabitforming] Purchase Taylor's Art [https://www.etsy.com/shop/TaylorMCastaneda]

Venmo Us $75 or You'll Never Hear From Shelly Miscavige Again

Money: we all want it, some of us have it, and at least one person on this podcast is willing to show his nasty weird feet on webcam to earn it. We discuss the finer points of how pooling resources remains the best way to use "pool" as a verb, the joys of having only one electricity bill, and several credible threats against public figures. Follow us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/cohabitforming] Purchase Taylor's Art [https://www.etsy.com/shop/TaylorMCastaneda]