Dear Crazy Exes, Please Leave Us Alone

Nonchalant vs. Chalant

This week we talk about being Nonchalant vs. Chalant. Being nonchalant can be seen as ~chill~ but is that something we really want in a partner? Of course Stacy and Hannah have very different takes as we get into everything from double texting and constant “are you ok?” check-ins to whether a bit of playful jealousy is cute or a red flag. Plus, we talk about how our “chalant-ness” shows up outside of dating too in everyday life.

Wellness Bullsh*t

Prebrief: US influencer James Charles is back on the hot seat (again for the millionth time) after saying some out-of-touch things online, and Hannah is personally going through it after her celebrity crush Jacob Elordi is allegedly dating Kendall Jenner… :( Main topic: We’re getting into all things health. What we’ve been doing lately, what’s actually working, and what we’re not fully convinced about. From fitness routines to random wellness trends we’ve tried (or refused to try), we’re sharing our honest, unfiltered takes.

Love Bombing & Bread Crumbing Are Literal Crimes

Pre-brief: We’re kicking things off with the new Netflix hit Straight to Hell (「地獄に落ちるわよ」), currently #1 in Japan - and we highlyyyy recommend. It tells the wild, real-life story of Japan’s most famous fortune teller, Kazuko Hosoki. We all remember her from TV growing up, but what we didn’t know? How she got there. No spoilers, but her life is absolutely insane. Main topic: Modern dating…breadcrumbing and love bombing. It should be a crime (it is)!!! Stacy shares her experiences with guys who keep her just interested enough but not enough, while Hannah is officially done with men who come on way too strong… only to flip a switch like none of it ever happened. As we unpack the red flags, patterns, and personal stories behind these manipulative tactics, we hope this episode helps you spot the signs early, trust your gut, and stop settling for inconsistent energy.

Golden Retriever vs Black Cat Energy w/ Remoncky

This week we have a special guest, Remoncky!! We kick things off with some rapid-fire questions before diving into our main topic: Digital Dating. Stacy and Hannah have shared their own opinions, tactics, and experiences navigating flirting over the current digital age (text and social media), but this time we finally get a man’s POV with Remoncky’s perspective (plus some funny stories along the way). Do men lowkey IG-stalk the people they’re interested in too? Do guys "heart" IG stories just to get their attention? Remoncky reminds us we are asking for the bare minimum😭 Somewhere throughout the episode, we also realize the very obvious black cat vs. golden retriever dynamic between us (you can guess who’s who lol) and how differently we approach these situations. This episode is a bit longer than usual, but lots of great yapping was done🙏

Long Distance Relationships: Yay or Nay?

Pre brief: Respectfully… what are these new releases from HYBE girl groups?! These songs from ILLIT, KATSEYE, and LE SSERAFIM all feel like they’re trying to recreate that “JUMP” “GNARLY” moment but it’s just not hitting we just want the original / bit cringe but catchy kpop we grew up on…bring it back pls? Main topic: Long distance relationships. What makes LDR doable? What breaks it? Missing your mans calls for great diary entries and creativity (shoutout to the Tumblr days), and finally seeing each other with distance is probably the best ~main character energy~ butterflies & rainbows feeling to ever exist. We also miss the Facebook relationship days when your status, breakups, “it’s complicated” posts were way too public and it was TEAAAA