Patriots Syndrome

Cuff Em

It was 3:15pm, and the forecast didn't look good, and Dick had forgotten his umbrella. Not fatal to the case at hand, but enough of an annoyance while wading through the list of suspects. Slowly or Quickly,  narrowing them down, leading to an arrest. Hopefully. But who would be so brazen as to commit these heinous crimes? Who would dare use fish in such a way that defiles the human body? Who could lead Dick on this wild goose chase and not be able to own an iPhone because villains can't have iPhones in the media? Listen on. Or don't. It's up to you, really. Credits For the Whole Series (avoiding spoilers) Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre Pousson         Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and Regina  Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere, Cecil Lardbottom, Captain Hickory, Ben, Jack and Larry the Lemming Linda Chong as Pixie, Sergeant Kransky, Barker and Singer Cheng as Doc Prodder and Kinky Gavin Jones as Butler Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Patriots Syndrome

9:55, and a mist rolled in from the lounge room as Dick and Petra questioned the enormous character of Cecil Lardbottom. Between him and Pierre and the tongs or thongs, Dick was hoping to close the case up tighter than an overloaded burrito at a pop-up burrito stand. But like every aspect of this case, nothing is quite as it seems. Credits: Nate Gothard as Dick Clever                 Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson  Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere and Cecil Lardbottom  Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Tongs for the Memories

So, Dick's next lead lay dead on the slab in Doc's room. Or at least his head. Who had killed Ernest Nutpucker, and why had he ordered a large quantity of fish fingers? It was late, and Dick had yet another dead end or end dead....But who should enter the scene, adding another layer of information? Just the resident etcher and her absurdly good sense of hearing. Credits: Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre Pousson Hester van der Vyver as Petra  Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Getting Ahead

Cecil Lardbottom, what was he hiding? What could he hide? Only too much or perhaps nothing at all. Dick and Petra endeavour to wrap up their line of questioning only to get drawn into Doc's world of corpses, food and other delicious morsels of information. Will this latest body hold clues to our fishy murderer? Will Doc master the art of baking up pastries? Will Petra question why she wanted to be a detective under a man known as Dick? Listen on to find out.  Credits: Nate Gothard as Dick Clever  Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson                 Cheng as Doc Prodder                 Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere and Cecil Lardbottom   Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Deny the Undeniable

5:15 on a wet afternoon. It hadn't rained; it was just wet. Dick Clever enters Pierre Pousson's famous bakery to question Pierre himself. Confronting him over the fish finger packet and the Cod Piece Murders. Will he deny the undeniable? Or will the undeniable need to be denied? It's all rather confusing and befuddling, but at least Petra is having a good time. Credits: Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre Pousson                 Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson                  Thomas Taufan as Cecil Lardbottom   Gavin Jones As Butler Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern