Episode 21 - Left Behind (2014)

Episode 21 - Left Behind (2014)

It's Nic Cage in the biblical apocalypse, this should be a slam dunk! Right?....RIGHT?!?   Spoiler alert, I'm reviewing it so obviously it's a big ol' turd sandwich.  Strap in for a movie that forgot to read the source material (i.e. the Bible) and completely left out the antagonist of the apocalypse!  Instead, this movie might as well be called "Nic Cage on a Plane" because that's the extent of the excitement.   Email the show at Disasterpiecetheaterpod@gmail.com [Disasterpiecetheaterpod@gmail.com] or find us on Facebook at DisasterPiece Theater Podcast [https://www.facebook.com/61569778727488]

Episode 20 - Hypnotic

Ben Affleck stars in this thriller about psychics trying to trick other psychics with their psychic powers.  Except for some reason the movie thinks psychics are lame, so they're called Hypnotics.  Also, they never quite figured out how to organically tell the story, so the characters just shout the plot directly into the camera.  It's great!   Email the show at Disasterpiecetheaterpod@gmail.com [Disasterpiecetheaterpod@gmail.com] or find us on Facebook at DisasterPiece Theater Podcast [https://www.facebook.com/61569778727488]

Episode 19 - The Lighthouse

WARNING: This movie is remarkably gross, and as such this episode will also be a gross one.  If you don't want to hear me discussing the bodily emissions of Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson, maybe sit this one out. Otherwise, get ready to break down Two Men Being Awful to Each Other: The Movie!  You have been warned

Episode 18 - Empire Queen: The Golden age of Magic

I don't really know how to introduce this movie, because anything I could type reads like the rantings of a lunatic....fitting, given that this movie will change the epic fantasy landscape forever.  This movie started life 15 years ago as a music video, and through the perseverance of Chris Dane Owens became a full feature length film!  It's campy as hell, and yet I can't get it out of my head.  Truly, we're in the golden age of magic.   Note: there may or may not be a slight buzzing noise around the hour mark.  QC says it's there, but I can't hear it...which may be exactly what I deserve for making so many jokes about the old men who made this movie.   Link to the music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4]  Email the show at disasterpiecetheaterpod@gmail.com [disasterpiecetheaterpod@gmail.com] Find us on Facebook at DisasterPiece Theater Podcast [https://www.facebook.com/61569778727488]

Episode 17 - Sky Sharks

I didn't think I could be more terrified to fly than I am today...and then I saw Sky Sharks.  This movie has it all: flying robot sharks, nazi zombies, and a multigenerational story of one family's quest to fight the evil within...and yet it's somehow one of the most boring, visually painful movies I've ever watched.   Email the show at disasterpiecetheaterpod@gmail.com [disasterpiecetheaterpod@gmail.com] Find us on Facebook at DisasterPiece Theater Podcast [https://www.facebook.com/61569778727488]