Feral Girl Summer (Because Hot Girls Could Never)

Don't Tell Your Sister (The Little Brothers Take Over)

What happens with the younger brothers finally get their hands on our pink microphones? Pure chaos. While Wren is away for a week, the boys waste absolutely no time exposing family secrets, airing sibling grievances, and sharing some truly questionable hot takes. In this episode, we get into: * The biggest complains the boys have about mom and Wren * Whether younger siblings really have it harder * Family rules that should be abolished immediately * Sibling rivalries, family rankings, and chaotic accusations * About 100 instances of Rucker saying the word 'butt' Whether you're an eldest daughter, a younger sibling, or just trying to survive family life, this episode will make you laugh, cringe, and probably text your siblings. Don't tell dad the boys took over the podcast. We don't think we're getting our microphones back.

Why Beauty Standards are Pretty Exhausting (You See What We Did There?)

Beauty standards are everywhere - and somehow they're always changing. In this episode of Don't Tell Your Father, we're unpacking the messages we've received about our bodies and challenging the idea that our appearance is our most important quality. In this episode, we dive into: * How beauty Standards have changed throughout history * Body image and the first time we became aware of our appearance * The mixed messages girls receive about their bodies * What trends we should leave behind for good Whether you're raising a daughter, surviving middle school, recovering from beauty standards, or simply trying to feel more at home in our own skin, this conversation is for you. Because your body is not a trend, not a project, and definitely not a before picture.

Did Birth Order Ruin Us? (and Other Questions We're Blaming on Our Siblings)

This week, we tackle the age-old question: did birth order shape who we are...or are we all just looking for someone to blame? As an oldest child and a youngest sibling, we compare notes on responsibility, people-pleasing, attention-seeking, and the family roles we may or may not have been assigned at birth. Along the way, we discuss: * Oldest child stereotypes * Middle child myths * Youngest sibling energy * Whether birth order actually matters * The habits we're still carrying into adulthood Some of it is backed by research. Some of it is backed by personal experience. All of it is backed by sibling grievances. Whether you're the family rule-follower, peacekeeper, or wild card, this episode might explain a few things - or give you fresh material to use against your siblings.

The Bullying Episode (or Why Mean People Suck)

Bullying is one of those things almost everyone has a story about - and unfortunately, that's not always a good thing. In this episode, we talk about the messy reality of dealing with mean people while growing up. In this episode, we get into: * Different types of bullying * Why people bully * What it means to bystand * How parents can support their kids * Protecting your confidence and self-worth * A few laughs, awkward stories, and questionable commentary Whether you're navigating MORE THAN just friendship drama, raising a kid through it, or still occasionally remembering that one weird thing someone said in 7th grade, this episode is for you. Expect honest conversation, a little perspective, and a reminder that bullies don't get the final say. Email us at DontTellYourFatherpod@gmail.com

From Lullabies to Bops (Our Questionable Taste in Music)

This week's episode is basically what happens when two people with wildly questionable music taste get microphones. We invite you to judge us, we're judging ourselves on this one. We're talking: * Artists we'd defend in court * TikTok songs that had us in a chokehold * Overrated musicians (yes, we said what we said) * The emotional trauma of old playlsts * And Wren, absolutely butchering children's lullabies for everyone's entertainment From nostalgic comfort songs to chaotic bops that make no sense, this episode is all over the place in the best way. If your playlist gives emotional whiplash, you'll fit right in.