I Have 51 First Cousins

My Family Mortified Me in Front of My New GF

Has your family ever embarrassed you in front of a new boyfriend or girlfriend? Joe Gallant’s family certainly has - they talked about a certain sex act during their first dinner with his girlfriend! (Thankfully, she stayed with him, and now they’re married.) Joe also shares the hilarious story of how he discovered his brother’s sexuality by watching his porno tapes. Lastly, he talks about the time he mortified his dad at school, and how that led to his teacher encouraging him to become a comedian. Bio: Joe Gallant has been doing comedy for twenty years and has performed to crowds of hundreds. He is the host of the Gallantski and Friends Podcast which can be found on all major platforms. Joe also thinks bigfoot is out there and the Mcrib should be available all year long. Podcast: gallantskiandfriends.com [https://www.buzzsprout.com/1428517] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emb-family/message

I Have 51 First Cousins

There’s big families, and then there’s the family of Ken Mottard, who has 51 first cousins! Ken recounts several side-splitting stories about his upper Michigan farm family - including two of his cousins who were brothers and married each other’s wives! Ken also shares wild tales about himself, from getting drunk and stealing a horse during his time in the Marines, to meeting his wife in AA when she cursed him out, to being tricked into seeing his 92-year-old grandma-in-law sunbathing nearly nude! Bio: My name is Ken Mottard. United States Marine. Happily married, she says so. Been in the comedy scene for about 4 years.    --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emb-family/message

My Mom Was a Criminal Mastermind

This week’s guest is a psychotherapist…and with a family like hers, you’ll know why! Nancy Rose’s mom ran a criminal business making falsified documents for illegal immigrants. She was caught and went to jail, but that didn’t stop her illegal activities! If that wasn’t wacky enough, Nancy’s dad is a pathological liar who makes ridiculous claims - like saying he’ll spontaneously combust if he wears shorts. Lastly, there’s the strange yet sweet story of Nancy’s grandma, who was in a psychiatric ward and married her nurse! Bio: Nancy Rose is a psychotherapist turned actor and comedian. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emb-family/message

My Dad Complains to Me about His Sex Life

No one wants to think about their parents having sex. Now imagine having to hear about it all the time…in graphic detail! That’s what happened to Donna Shannon, whose 80-year-old father and stepmother would constantly complain to her about their sex lives. Donna shares more cringey stories about her dad, like why he hates Christmas more than Scrooge and the Grinch. She also dishes on both her mother, who may be the worst cook ever, and her son, who dressed up like a pirate and lived with a dominatrix twice his age. Bio: Career coach by day and a stand-up comic by night, Donna Shannon appears in and produces showcases throughout Colorado through Coyote Visions Productions. Her podcast, Donna Shannon’s Coyote Tales, highlights her personal stories and observations on the ridiculousness of life. Find all her links at linktr.ee/donnashannon [http://linktr.ee/donnashannon?fbclid=IwAR36Wy8tBvd3uRLwIyBtC9QjamkLYEh7n-Ag8BpTb2jb5fbdsWTqo5HNt9Q] --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emb-family/message

My Mom Is a Survivalist

With a global pandemic, possible nuclear war, and climate crisis, the End of Days seems closer than ever. Fortunately, one person is prepared: the mother of Sophie Lawhead. From traumatizing bedtime stories about survival, to sending “care packages” with knives, ketchup packets, obituaries, and more - Sophie’s mom is ensuring that her children are prepared for the impending apocalypse. Sophie discusses other eccentric family members, such as her gun-wielding, bellybutton-pierced Aunt Marlene and her peyote-selling, cross-dressing Uncle Jack. Lastly, she shares stories about working in Silicon Valley, including an ice sculpting competition between chainsaw-wielding Santas that went haywire. Bio: Sophie Lawhead is a Bay Area comedian. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emb-family/message