G.I.A. Guild of Inept Adventurers

Adventures in Middle Earth: Ep18 “West Bank Story”

49 min · 31. maj 2026
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The investigation in Stonyford continues as the party piece together the final moments before the murder. Witnesses are questioned. Stories are compared. Lies begin to crack. And at last, the truth becomes clear: Their fugitive is no longer hiding in the village. He’s fled west. With little time to lose, the party commandeer a fishing boat and set off across the river in pursuit, determined not to let the trail grow cold. Once on the western bank, Lurch once again proves invaluable as the tracks are recovered and the hunt pushes deeper into the wilderness toward Mountain Hall. But the woods hold more questions than answers. A deserted campsite suggests the murderer passed through days earlier, meaning the party are still lagging behind. Worse still, signs of violence soon emerge along the trail—evidence of a struggle, scattered tracks, and indications that another group may have crossed paths with the fugitive. Bandits. Now the pursuit takes a darker turn. Because it appears the killer may not be alone anymore… and may have been dragged south into something far more dangerous.

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